Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1503 - The spiritual fruit is here, why don’t you eat it?



#1503 - The spiritual fruit is here, why don’t you eat it?

At that moment, the three from the Western Heavens were instantly in a dilemma. Rejecting now was completely inappropriate, especially since the Six-Eared Macaque hadn't even been mentioned yet. What if Chu Hao saw their refusal and went back on his word?

"The spirit fruits are here, why aren't you eating?" Chu Hao asked with a smile.

It's over, no time left!

He's going to use this as an excuse!

Immediately, the Peacock King-Bodhisattva gritted her teeth and stepped forward.

This was also a problem that the Western Heavens had anticipated. If anything happened, the combat power that needed to be protected had a hierarchy, with Di Ting being higher than the other two.

Di Ting had to retain all his combat power to deal with whatever might happen next.

If sacrifices were necessary, they could only start with Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Peacock King-Bodhisattva.

This was a trolley problem with a predetermined answer, but even now, making the decision still filled them with anxiety.

Seeing the Peacock King-Bodhisattva eat the spirit fruit, Chu Hao nodded in satisfaction.

But seeing that Di Ting didn't eat any, Chu Hao raised an eyebrow.

"What about you?"

The three from the Western Heavens instantly became nervous.

It's here!

The biggest problem is here!

Chu Hao wants to kill everyone!

He doesn't want to let anyone go?

What to do?

Di Ting looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva and the Peacock King-Bodhisattva for help. On the Heavenly Court's side, Di Ting's strength, no matter how high, couldn't be used.

After all, yesterday the Jade Emperor had already hammered Di Ting once, and the Queen Mother had hammered him before. Di Ting was one of the few people who had been beaten by both the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

The well-behaved Di Ting also knew that there were people beyond people, and heavens beyond heavens. Above Chu Hao were the Jade Emperor and the Queen Mother.

Seeing that the situation was not good, Guanyin Bodhisattva quickly stepped forward and gently grabbed Chu Hao's hand.

"Thank you, Prison God, for your concern, but Di Ting can't eat it."

Chu Hao frowned, "Why can't he eat it?"

Di Ting and the Peacock King-Bodhisattva were extremely nervous.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had a flash of inspiration and blurted out:

"Di Ting is a canine, he eats shit, not food."

"Oh~, is that so…" Chu Hao paused slightly, then took a few steps back, covering his nose: "Ew~, that makes sense, then I won't force it."

Di Ting: "…"

What the hell, when did I become a dog?! I'm Di Ting, the most powerful divine beast under the Bodhisattva Ksitigarbha, listening to the Three Realms and Six Paths!

You've turned me into… a shit-eating dog?!

But then, Di Ting thought about it again, because of Guanyin Bodhisattva's explanation, Di Ting was spared Chu Hao's poison, so it wasn't unacceptable.

In short, Guanyin Bodhisattva, let me say thank you, because of you, the four seasons are warm~

Although Chu Hao was disgusted, he was still very embarrassed and said:

"Actually, my Ninth Layer Heavenly Prison isn't without dung pits. Since you're a guest, my Law Enforcement Hall isn't a place that doesn't know etiquette. If you need it…"

Di Ting waved his hands in horror, "No need, no need! I'm full, I ate at home! Eating other things makes me cough!"

Chu Hao: "…"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "…"

Peacock King-Bodhisattva: "…"

The three of them silently took a few steps back, looking at Di Ting with a look of disgust yet politeness.

Di Ting also looked desperate, what the hell did I just say!?

Everyone is destined to die, but not socially!

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva was a little anxious, fearing that Chu Hao would take the opportunity to make things difficult, and quickly interjected:

"Prison God Chu Hao, don't waste everyone's time, quickly bring the Six-Eared Macaque…"

However, before the Peacock King-Bodhisattva could finish speaking, she heard Nezha shout from behind Chu Hao:

"Boss, the Six-Eared Macaque is here!"

At that moment, the spirits of the three from the Western Heavens instantly lifted.

The three formed a triangular formation, two in front and one in back.

Di Ting and the Peacock King-Bodhisattva were in front,

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva held the Qiankun bag, walking towards Chu Hao with extreme nervousness.

"The thing is here."

Chu Hao smiled very gently and politely, leading the Six-Eared Macaque towards the Peacock King-Bodhisattva.

"Hi, the Six-Eared Macaque is here, take it."

Chu Hao's carefree smile instantly aroused the vigilance of the three from the Western Heavens.

This was one of the phenomena they had anticipated. Chu Hao often pretended to be harmless, and then carried out scams and deceptions!

In their little book, there were writings such as "Shocking, the Prison God's smile is unpredictable!" "Ten ways to deal with the Prison God's smile" "If you encounter the Prison God's smile, don't panic, handling it this way will make the Buddha call you brilliant"…

Each person in the Western Heavens had a copy of this booklet.

Now, it was time to put what they had learned into practice.

Di Ting first looked around warily, not finding anything unusual, to prevent Chu Hao from robbing them,

While Guanyin Bodhisattva, standing behind, also guarded the retreat, preventing the retreat from being robbed,

And the Peacock King-Bodhisattva, bearing the pressure of the handover, was even more tightly grasping the Qiankun bag, extremely vigilant.

Chu Hao was stunned by the vigilance of these people, but in order to reflect the fairness, justice, and openness of the Law Enforcement Hall,

Chu Hao led the monkey and directly handed the rope to the Peacock King-Bodhisattva.

"Come on, one hand for the money, one hand for the monkey."

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva, facing the rope that was close at hand, was even more terrified, fearing that this was some new type of scam. She said in horror:

"Prison God Chu Hao, I warn you, don't play any tricks!"

"Our Western Heavens upholds the concept of harmonious coexistence, common development, and win-win cooperation. You, you, you, you can't do anything to us, especially in transactions, this is based on the trust between the Western Heavens and the Heavenly Court…"

However, before the Peacock King-Bodhisattva could finish speaking, she suddenly felt a chill in her hand. Looking again, the Six-Eared Macaque's rope had already been stuffed into the Peacock King-Bodhisattva's hand by Chu Hao.

Chu Hao actually took the initiative to hand over the monkey!

This, this, this, this is impossible…

The three from the Western Heavens looked at each other, their eyes filled with nervousness.

Could it be that the monkey is fake?

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva first performed a full-body scan of the Six-Eared Macaque, found no problems, and then stared nervously at Chu Hao, fearing that Chu Hao would use some trick.

"Give me the thing. What are you doing spacing out?" Chu Hao stretched out his hand.

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva hesitated, nervously placed the Qiankun bag in Chu Hao's hand, and then suddenly retracted it as if her hand had been shocked!

If Chu Hao wanted to play tricks, it would definitely be at this time!

However, the three from the Western Heavens were vigilant for a long time…

Nothing happened.

Chu Hao threw the Qiankun bag to Nezha and left yawning.

Leaving the three from the Western Heavens in a mess in the wind.

After a long time, Di Ting asked with a confused look:

"What's the situation now?"

The Peacock King-Bodhisattva shook her head, she had deduced it over ten thousand times, but she couldn't figure out what method it was.

Guanyin Bodhisattva said uncertainly: "I think, we might be… a little too nervous."

The three were silent for a long time.


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