Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1502 - Prison God's trick? Three people from Xitian brainstorm

Chu Hao lazily sauntered over, yawning, and greeted the Western Paradise group, saying:

“Good morning, young fellows! Have you all eaten? I'm so full.”

A devilish opening.

The Western Paradise trio had been guarding this place all night. Forget eating, they were incredibly tense, not even daring to close their eyes for a moment!

They always felt that Chu Hao wouldn't just leave them alone, so they were constantly on guard against Chu Hao's attacks and provocations.

However, after waiting all night, the three Quasi-Saints from the Western Paradise spent the entire night feeding mosquitoes outside the ninth level of the Heavenly Prison, seeing nothing!

This drove them crazy. What kind of situation was this!

Now, it was already late morning, and according to the time, Chu Hao should have been at work. However, they still hadn't seen a trace of Chu Hao.

The three's unease, suspicion, and speculation never ceased for a moment, fearing that Chu Hao would pull some other trick.

But now, seeing Chu Hao lazily walking over, still drowsy, even asking them if they had eaten?

Killing is nothing more than a nod of the head, why provoke us like this?!

However, these three had suffered losses from Chu Hao before, and they all knew that dealing with Chu Hao required reasoning, otherwise, Chu Hao would use force.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped forward, her face gloomy, but still forcing a smile, saying:

“Yesterday, Lord Prison God promised to let Six-Eared Macaque out for a day, but unfortunately, he quickly left work yesterday, so he was stuffed back in.

However, as the Prison God said, a country has its laws, and a family has its rules. There's nothing wrong with following the rules and regulations.”

Peacock King Ming held a Universe Pouch, stepped forward, and said expressionlessly:

“Today, we have brought another… bail, to bail Six-Eared Macaque out for a day. We hope Lord Prison God will accommodate us.”

Listening Dog was extremely vigilant beside them. In the short day or two of interacting with Chu Hao, Listening Dog had completely understood this person's trickery, deception, and arrogance.

Today, the three of them had received the Buddha's strict orders to bring Six-Eared Macaque back completely, without any accidents.

The three of them had even thought it through. If Chu Hao used the same trick of reneging yesterday, Listening Dog would definitely stop Chu Hao at the first moment, then Guanyin Bodhisattva would take Six-Eared Macaque back, and Peacock King Ming would protect them, in case of any unforeseen circumstances.

Even if Chu Hao went back on his word and was unwilling to hand over Six-Eared Macaque or other matters, they would have other ways to lure Chu Hao into handing over Six-Eared Macaque.

They had anticipated everything. In fact, before coming here, the Western Paradise had held a small meeting, discussed it for a long time, and written a small notebook to deal with the tricks Chu Hao might use.

The people of the Western Paradise all knew that since they were dealing with Chu Hao, no amount of preparation was enough.

However, looking at these three extremely nervous Western Paradise powerhouses, Chu Hao just shrugged his shoulders.

“Alright, one hand exchanges money, the other hand exchanges people. Little Nezha, go fetch the person.”

Nezha immediately went to the ninth level of the Heavenly Prison to fetch the person.

Chu Hao felt somewhat guilty about accidentally scamming the Western Paradise's money yesterday, especially seeing the three of them standing here all night without even eating, he felt a little apologetic.

So, Chu Hao very enthusiastically took out several kinds of spiritual fruits, Ginseng Fruit, Peaches of Immortality, Yellow Plum, and handed them to the Western Paradise trio.

“Come, come, let's not just wait? Haven't eaten yet, right? Eat, eat.”

The Western Paradise trio was stunned. They had thought of dealing with any of Chu Hao's tricks and deceptions, but they never expected that Chu Hao would actually take the initiative to hand them spiritual fruits for breakfast!

Chu Hao's move was not just clever, it was brilliant!

All the preparations of the Western Paradise trio were disrupted in an instant.

Listening Dog had no successful experience in dealing with Chu Hao at all, so he could only look to Peacock King Ming for help.

Peacock King Ming also looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a slightly flustered expression. Guanyin Bodhisattva and Peacock King Ming's eyes met, but both of their eyes were filled with confusion.

The three's eyes met, their minds like a storm.

Was it a trap?

Were these things poisonous?

It shouldn't be. They were Quasi-Saints, how could they be poisoned… But if it was Chu Hao, it was entirely possible that his abilities could obtain some poison that could poison Quasi-Saints.

Could it be that Chu Hao planned to lock them up too?! And sell them for money?!

For the righteous Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God, buying and selling Buddha's mouths wasn't a one- or two-time thing.

Eat it?

This was another question.

This wasn't a simple question of whether to eat or not.

Because this was Chu Hao's test of the Western Paradise's sincerity. If they didn't eat, would Chu Hao use it as an excuse not to release the monkey?

In the eyes of the Western Paradise trio, Chu Hao was like a hideous demon, holding a poisoned apple, handing it to them, forcing them to make a deal with the devil.

However, the Western Paradise trio was not a complete fool like White Lotus Boy. They had quickly thought of a countermeasure.

The Western Paradise trio looked at each other, Guanyin Bodhisattva stepped forward, very solemnly saying:

“Thank you for your great kindness, Prison God. I will eat these spiritual fruits!”

When Guanyin Bodhisattva said this, she had a tragic feeling of 'The wind is howling, the Yi River is cold'.

This was the best option that the Western Paradise trio had temporarily decided on. It could both show Chu Hao the sincerity of the Western Paradise and prevent all combat power from being poisoned.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was only the weakest combat power. Even if she fell, Peacock King Ming and Listening Dog could still implement the original plan.

Everything was for the Western Paradise!

Chu Hao was completely stunned watching Guanyin Bodhisattva devour all the things Chu Hao handed out, without even leaving any for the other two.

What's the situation? Did I take out too few things, making them think I wasn't sincere, so they had Guanyin Bodhisattva come over to eat?

Hiss~ That won't do. These three are all old customers. Customers are the Jade Emperor, Chu Hao has to give them some sweetness, otherwise, there's no way to trick the things in their hands.

Thinking of this, Chu Hao took out a few more spiritual fruits, as if cutting off his own flesh, and said to the Western Paradise trio:

“Look how hungry Guanyin Bodhisattva is, I really feel bad about it. This is not the way my Law Enforcement Hall treats guests.”

“Don't just watch, come and eat too.”

At this moment, the hearts of the Western Paradise trio instantly jumped to their throats!

They were exposed!

Prison God Chu Hao, poisoning just one Guanyin Bodhisattva wasn't enough, he actually wanted to take down another one!

A demon, an absolute demon!

Guanyin Bodhisattva said without hesitation: “They're not hungry, give them all to me.”

Chu Hao waved his hand, “That won't do. There's plenty of food. Since the three of you came, it would be too shabby of my Law Enforcement Hall to only invite one of you to eat. Give it to them, give it to them.”

Rejected!

Prison God Chu Hao's intentions were obvious.

So that's why he didn't come to see them last night, it was all for this reason, he was really scheming!