BookMe #927 - Do I look like someone who holds grudges?
#927 - Do I look like someone who holds grudges?
The Bone Demon turned to leave.
But at this moment, Chu Hao spoke up:
"Hold on."
The Bone Demon stopped, took a deep breath, turned around, and looked at Chu Hao with determination,
"This little demon knows what the Emperor wants to say. Gouchen Emperor is a great being of the Six Realms, one of the Four Imperials, infinitely noble,"
After all, the Four Imperials of Heaven are among the highest leaders of Heaven.
For a mere Corpse Demon like herself to disturb such an existence, any other demon would have been torn to pieces and their true spirit annihilated long ago!
Especially this Gouchen Emperor, whose fierce reputation in the Six Realms far exceeds that of anyone else in Heaven.
Having offended this Emperor, the Bone Demon had long prepared to take a trip to the Bridge of Reincarnation.
The Bone Demon was about to commit suicide on the spot,
But Chu Hao said with a wry smile:
"Hey, do I look like such a vengeful person?"
The Bone Demon tilted her head and looked at Chu Hao, saying seriously:
"Let them hate, I will not forgive any of them!"
"The rules of the Law Enforcement Hall are well remembered by all the demons in the lower realm."
"The Emperor has killed countless Buddhas and Ksitigarbhas of the Western Paradise. It is well known that within the Six Realms, the Emperor is the number one God of Slaughter!"
Chu Hao: "…"
It seems I did say that…
This is a bit awkward. But I don't look like such a fierce and terrifying person! I look so gentle!
Zhu Bajie snickered beside him,
"Boss, you scared the little bone! So she's so timid, all because of you!"
"Making babies cry at night, enjoying eating children, killing Buddhas for fun… Boss, is there anything you can't do?"
Chu Hao glared at Zhu Bajie, coughed twice, and then,
Chu Hao smiled gently and looked at the Bone Demon,
"Bone Demon, are you willing to join my Law Enforcement Hall?"
The Bone Demon was stunned for a moment, but suddenly became even more terrified,
"Emperor, are you saying that you want to arrest me and torture me in the Law Enforcement Hall?!"
"Please, Emperor, this little demon really didn't mean to offend you, really didn't mean to!"
"I don't want to reincarnate anymore, you can just erase my true spirit, but please don't take this little demon into the Law Enforcement Hall!"
Good child, she was directly scared to tears.
A child who isn't even afraid of death is so terrified at the mention of the Law Enforcement Hall that she's willing to give up her true spirit!
The prestige of the Law Enforcement Hall in the Six Realms is evident.
Seeing that the Bone Demon was about to be scared to death, Chu Hao's gentle smile froze,
"No, I mean join the Law Enforcement Hall, not arrest you and take you in."
"Why can't children understand what I'm saying nowadays? Join, not be arrested, you understand?"
The Bone Demon's crying gradually subsided, and she wiped the tear stains from her skull, asking cautiously:
"Is it join? Meaning, in the future, only I will arrest others, and I don't have to worry about being arrested?"
Chu Hao took a deep breath and nodded,
"Yes, in the future, you will be a member of the Law Enforcement Hall, and no one will dare to touch you."
The Bone Demon was overjoyed, jumping three feet high, almost breaking her legs,
"That's great! I'm a member of the Law Enforcement Hall now! Hahahaha!"
The Bone Demon collapsed to the ground, her bones scattered, but suddenly burst into tears,
"Wuwuwu… I'm so touched. I didn't expect to join the Law Enforcement Hall instead of being arrested. That's so great!"
Chu Hao sweated,
"Is being arrested into the Law Enforcement Hall that terrifying?"
"My Law Enforcement Hall also promotes civilization and new customs. It's a good example for civil servants in the Six Realms."
"It shouldn't be that scary, right?"
The Bone Demon just smiled shyly and said weakly:
"No, I just heard that the Three Great Bodhisattvas of the Western Paradise went to the Law Enforcement Hall and were punished to kneel for a long time,"
"And I also heard that the Supreme Leader of the Western Paradise went to the Law Enforcement Hall, and his head was chopped off and hung above the hall. It was extremely cruel!"
"Of course, these are just rumors. Emperor, please don't be angry. They are just rumors spread to smear the Law Enforcement Hall,"
"Emperor, please don't take it seriously, Emperor, Emperor? Emperor, why are you stunned?"
Chu Hao stood there, his expression a little stiff, and there was a hint of hesitation on his face.
Chu Hao was now wondering who leaked the information?
My Law Enforcement Hall has always had a very gentle image, getting along friendly with the three thousand Buddhas. How could it be exposed… cough cough, wronged?
Chu Hao raised his head and smiled very awkwardly,
"Hahahahaha, ah hahahaha… It's all rumors, don't believe or spread rumors."
"My Law Enforcement Hall has always been a harmonious and friendly, civilized and reasonable institution. How could we do something as terrifying as hanging Amitabha's head?"
"How is that possible? Does he, Amitabha, not want his face? Is hanging his head in my hall a hobby? Do I need his head to ward off evil?"
"Superstition, pedantic! We must be vigilant against rumors in the future. Alright, don't overthink it. Everyone in my Law Enforcement Hall is a good person. You will learn well after you go."
Chu Hao wiped his sweat, thinking about how to hang up the heads of those Buddhas who spread rumors to dispel the rumors,
It's all their fault. Now the demons don't believe that we in the Law Enforcement Hall are good people anymore.
Chu Hao gently reached out and touched the Bone Demon's head,
The Bone Demon's action of taking half a step back was quite serious,
"Emperor, don't touch my head, anything else is fine…"
Chu Hao: "…"
From Chu Hao's reaction just now, the Bone Demon seemed to realize that those were not rumors at all.
She had another impression of the Law Enforcement Hall: they like to play with other people's heads.
Look at Manjushri and Samantabhadra, who were kneeling in front of the hall to repent, and the head of the Supreme Leader that was chopped off and hung on top of the hall to ward off evil.
There is already relevant evidence indicating that Chu Hao is very interested in playing with other people's heads, so even though the Bone Demon greatly admired Chu Hao,
She still didn't dare to let Chu Hao touch her head.
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth and muttered to himself:
"I must arrest all those who spread rumors and wring off their dog heads!!!"
Chu Hao said to the Bone Demon:
"Oh right, you go back and rest first. If there's nothing else, just go to Heaven directly."
"Nezha knows what to do, go ahead."
The Bone Demon happily went home to pack her luggage and go to the Law Enforcement Hall to become a law enforcer!
Such happy news, but the Bone Demon had no one to share it with. She didn't even have any close friends in the Demon Alliance, so the Bone Demon could only be secretly happy in her heart.
She vowed to be loyal to the Law Enforcement Hall!