Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#851 - Pig 8 warns of revenge, fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed...

Even Zhu Bajie hadn't anticipated that Chu Hao would pull off such a maneuver.

That Yin-Yang Peacock Feather, whether it hit Chu Hao himself or Guanyin, the result would be very interesting.

At least Samantabhadra and Guanyin would choose to offer themselves willingly. Wouldn't it be wonderful to have a woman delivered right into his hands?

Zhu Bajie: I never would have thought that at such a crucial moment, our boss would actually shake off Guanyin and, with a wave of his hand, use the great divine power of Star Shift to transfer Samantabhadra to his own position,

thereby avoiding the attack of the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather.

Our boss is truly upright and tough! Is this the mark of someone who accomplishes great things?

Chu Hao, having dodged the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather's strike, felt a lingering fear.

Thank goodness, thank goodness I dodged that attack, or else my virtue would have been compromised today!

Damn Western Paradise, why covet something so terrible as trying to violate me!

If I hadn't previously checked in and signed in, and happened to obtain the great divine power of Star Shift, I'm afraid I would have been finished here today!

Chu Hao raised the God-Slaying Spear in his hand and glared at Guanyin and Manjusri around him.

"You are harboring malicious intentions. Today, I will not spare you!"

Guanyin and Manjusri were stunned in place, not expecting Chu Hao to be so powerful, actually dodging the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather in an instant.

Moreover, not only did he dodge it, but he also dragged Samantabhadra into it!

At this moment, Guanyin looked at Chu Hao in horror, but then suddenly looked behind Chu Hao with even greater terror,

because at this moment, Samantabhadra had already begun to succumb to its effects.

The Yin-Yang Peacock Feather is a treasure bestowed by the Peacock King, who was born from the union of Yin and Yang energies by the primordial phoenix.

The Yin-Yang Peacock Feather he bestowed… can straighten the bent and make lilies see red.

And at this moment, Samantabhadra, a mere Grand Luo Golden Immortal, naturally had no power to resist this attack.

Her mind was filled with thoughts of love, love, and more love.

Her face flushed, her beautiful eyes filled with longing as she looked at the most handsome man in the field, who was naturally not Zhu Bajie.

"My lord, I want you!"

Chu Hao's face turned green when he saw Samantabhadra rushing towards him.

"Get lost, you seductive hussy!"

"Get away, get away, get away!"

Chu Hao kicked her away, directly embedding Samantabhadra into the wall.

Guanyin, watching from the side, was also filled with anger. How dare a mere Samantabhadra try to steal her man?

Seeing Samantabhadra climb out of the rubble, her eyes still fixed on Chu Hao, Guanyin waved her hand again, transforming it into a slap that directly struck Samantabhadra's face!

This slap once again embedded Samantabhadra into the wall.

Guanyin and Manjusri were shocked.

Manjusri, however, was somewhat confused and glared at Guanyin, shouting:

"Lishan Laomu, what are you doing!"

"How dare you defy my Western Paradise? I see you no longer wish to live!"

Chu Hao slapped Manjusri away, embedding him into the wall as well.

So from the beginning, Zhu Bajie had hinted to Chu Hao that once a fight broke out,

he, Zhu Bajie, could fight two Grand Luo realm bodhisattvas, but the half-step Quasi-Sage realm Guanyin could only be left to Chu Hao.

Did anyone really think that Zhu Bajie was a cuckold making love for money?

No, absolutely not. That would be way out of line.

Manjusri struggled to stand up, but suddenly restored his true form, his entire body filled with milky white Buddha light.

And Samantabhadra had completely lost control. Under the influence of the Yin-Yang energies of the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather, Samantabhadra revealed her true form,

and she couldn't restrain herself any longer, reaching out to Zhu Bajie.

"Give it to me, I want…"

Zhu Bajie was startled and kicked Samantabhadra, embedding her into the wall.

"Get lost, you old hag! Your grandfather Zhu would rather go without than settle! I have beautiful wives and concubines at home, what use would I have for a stinky woman like you!"

"Your grandfather Zhu is still waiting to go to Western Paradise…!"

Zhu Bajie: I'm still planning to go to Western Paradise to take your dog lives. If I were tied up here by you, wouldn't your grandfather Zhu be tying his own hands?

Zhu Bajie may be lustful, but he hasn't forgotten the years when his fate was controlled by Western Paradise.

Whenever he closed his eyes, he still remembered being a pig, spending every day in a filthy pigsty, seeing his brothers and parents being cooked and eaten…

The pain that Western Paradise brought him was far more than just a little bit.

Zhu Bajie doesn't plan to forget his hatred. Recompensing evil with kindness? What would he use to repay kindness?

Why should those who do evil be forgiven!?

Although Zhu Bajie said that Chu Hao was a steel straight man, he himself had no intention of acting like a human.

At this moment, Samantabhadra, affected by the Yin-Yang Peacock Feather, was indiscriminate in her hunger for men.

Although Zhu Bajie didn't seem to fit the bill as a man, at least he was male, a "yang," so to speak.

In his own words, he might be ugly, but he still had some use!

So Samantabhadra once again lunged at Zhu Bajie with lustful desire,

but this time Zhu Bajie didn't indulge her at all!

Thump, thump!

The heart of a war god, hidden within Zhu Bajie's body, beat violently. The battle intent from the war god instantly transformed Zhu Bajie into a super pig god ten zhang tall!

In an instant, the Jia family mansion was razed to the ground!

The wedding room had become an open-air wedding room.

The people outside saw this scene clearly and couldn't help but be startled.

Tang Sanzang's eyes widened in shock, exclaiming:

"Ah? Isn't that Bajie? Why is he fighting with the bride? Are young people playing so wildly these days?"

"Could it be that Bajie thinks it's too small and wants to transform into something bigger to have more fun?"

"Wait, that woman facing Bajie, why does she look so familiar?"

Sun Wukong laughed and took the initiative to explain:

"Master, that's Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, who was Aiai just now, but… maybe couples fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed."

Tang Sanzang twitched his lips, "What a fight at the head of the bed and make up at the foot of the bed… If they were beaten to death, it wouldn't just be making up at the foot of the bed, it would be a joint burial at the foot of the bed."

"Then, should we go help?" Tang Sanzang asked weakly.

Sun Wukong waved his hand, "Hey, they're just having fun in the bridal chamber, why should we join in the fun?"

"Master, your idea is very dangerous. No one goes in to help during the bridal chamber!"

Tang Sanzang thought for a moment, and it seemed to make sense.

Sha Wujing: "Master, what Senior Brother said is right!"

Tang Sanzang: "Wujing, you're right."

So Tang Sanzang and his two disciples comfortably accepted this grand drama of the bridal chamber.