Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#780 - A wake-up call: Workers of the world, unite!

When Chu Hao heard the words 'good fortune,' he was stunned for a moment.

Good heavens, so this is the earliest form of capitalism.

However, Chu Hao, as a glorious proletarian laborer in his previous life, was already immune to this kind of thing, and just lazily said:

"Well said, am I supposed to go to work at nine in the morning and get off work at nine in the evening to be worthy of the job opportunity you gave me?"

"The Three Realms are in calamity, so go find the people who caused the calamity, what are you doing with me?"

"You Amitabha Buddha always preaches compassion, but first wipe your own ass clean."

"The entire Western Niu He Continent is deathly silent, chanting scriptures and reciting Buddha's name, people are neither human nor ghost, giving you twenty-four hours a day to chant scriptures and recite Buddha's name, creating the power of vows and merit for you."

"Their highest achievement is only to be promoted to become Buddha soldiers, and then come over to build the Law Enforcement Hall for me."

"They chant scriptures and recite Buddha's name and live such a miserable life, so is this really a blessing? Or do you have some misunderstanding about the word 'blessing'?"

Amitabha Buddha didn't care at all, his body was illuminated by Buddha's light, and his voice was full of compassion and benevolence,

"My Western religion saves all living beings, and if those thousands of ignorant people didn't have my Buddha Dharma, they would live like wild beasts, and they would have no value to the Three Realms or the Way of Heaven."

"They chant Buddhist scriptures, open up wisdom and benevolence, and spread the scriptures to seek shelter. This is all kinds of benefits for them. If you don't understand, don't say too much. It's a voluntary affair, so where does the misery come from?"

Chu Hao almost laughed out loud,

"Is this how you deceive yourself? Then your awareness is not mature enough."

"Let me teach you, you should say that life cannot always be happy, suffering and struggle are the norm in life, and eating vegetarian food and worshiping Buddha can make life full of value."

"And you must never tell them that all the power of vows and merit they create is taken by your Western Heaven."

"You must never tell them that you have deprived them of all ways to escape the Western religion."

"And you must never let them know that there should be food for work in this world, instead of handing over all the food after work, and then thanking you for your alms!"

"And you must never let them know that the proletarians of the world unite and can create a new world!"

Five hundred years later, when Chu Hao shouted "Proletarians of the world, unite!" again, everyone's faces were filled with horror!

Without those believers to chant my Buddha's scriptures, the Western religion will completely collapse, leading to the human world…

Return to normal.

Amitabha Buddha began to panic a little, fearing that Chu Hao would say something shocking again, he quickly admitted defeat:

"Prison God Chu Hao, what exactly do you want to do to restore the Journey to the West? What do you want, just say it!"

"It's not that I'm afraid of you or anything, I'm for the stability of the world!"

Amitabha Buddha's panic was almost written on his face.

But it was all because of Chu Hao's sentence that the proletarians of the world unite.

It really made Amitabha Buddha feel uneasy. He felt a kind of terrifying power in the dark, as if he was holding his throat.

Faced with the fist of the laborer, Amitabha Buddha finally chose to admit defeat.

At this moment, he changed from being afraid that the Journey to the West would not be restored to being a little worried that his Western religion would collapse.

However, when Amitabha Buddha remembered that his Western Niu He Continent was strictly disciplined, no one should bring this terrifying thought to the Western Niu He Continent.

It shouldn't be.

Amitabha Buddha didn't know that from within the Western Niu He Continent, there was already a monk who had received the call of fate and was heading to the Tang Dynasty to seek scriptures.

Moreover, he is now on the road of the eighty-one difficulties, but he is traveling east.

This will be a collision of fate.

Let's not mention it for now.

At this moment, Chu Hao stared at Amitabha Buddha, wanting to continue teasing this anxious Amitabha Buddha.

Suddenly, the system prompt sounded.

[The general trend is now irreversible, the second stage pre-task is opened]

[Pre-task: Bring the four masters and disciples of the Journey to the West over to restore the Journey to the West]

[Reward: Ten sets of acquired spiritual treasures!]

Chu Hao originally wanted Amitabha Buddha to experience the iron fist of the laborers, but thinking about it, he really can't completely subvert the Western Heaven now,

After all, Amitabha Buddha is still so powerful, a saint's cultivation, irresistible, reasoning is obviously impossible to be useful.

So, Chu Hao couldn't help but let go and said:

"Okay, since you're so anxious, I won't compete with you anymore."

"Restoring the Journey to the West is possible."

Amitabha Buddha was overjoyed,

"Then hurry up…"

Chu Hao waved his hand slightly,

"Listen to me first, are you so ignorant of the rules?"

Amitabha Buddha's face was as black as ink, and then he suddenly remembered that his head was still hanging in the hall, so he quickly took advantage of Chu Hao's loosening and said:

"Also, my head must be returned to me!"

Chu Hao smiled and said,

"What's the hurry, look at you like a monk who can't find his head."

Amitabha Buddha felt extremely egg-ache in his heart, I just feel so cold on my neck now!

Chu Hao sighed and said bluntly:

"Then I'll just make a simple condition."

"Let's talk about the problem of your dog head first…"

Amitabha Buddha shouted angrily:

"Show some respect!"

Chu Hao turned around and left,

"The negotiation is over, goodbye."

Amitabha Buddha quickly grabbed Chu Hao and persuaded him:

"I was wrong, I was wrong, a dog head is a dog head, as long as you return it to me, everything is easy to say."

The saints present were sweating profusely and looked contemptuous.

Amitabha Buddha, what are you trying to do?

Chu Hao then said lightly:

"Then, let's continue to talk about the problem of this dog head. Your dog head was cut off because you wanted to sneak attack me while I was being promoted…"

Amitabha Buddha only heard dog head, dog head in his ears, and the shame and anger in his heart were beyond words.

Of course, bear with it, bear with it.

Chu Hao also specifically asked:

"Aren't you angry about the dog head?"

Amitabha Buddha endured the urge to strangle Chu Hao, but said in a calm voice:

"All living beings are equal. If it's a dog head in your eyes, then it's a dog head."

Chu Hao looked contemptuous, "The dialectical method of playing rogue is not advisable. We are talking about the objective dog head, not the subjective one."

Amitabha Buddha couldn't bear it any longer, but he still had to endure it,

"Please tell me, Lord Prison God, what exactly do you want?"

Chu Hao then lazily said:

"The reason I wanted your dog head before was purely because it looked bright. If you take it away, I won't have a hanging lamp. Do you think it's okay to find something to replace it?"

"For example, other things that glow, such as the heads of other Buddhas?"

Chu Hao's eyes glanced at Tathagata Buddha as if they were not.