BookMe #750 - Only a fool would take the lead in raiding his own house, right? Amitabha
#750 - Only a fool would take the lead in raiding his own house, right? Amitabha
That mighty emissary, with his powerful build and broad back, couldn't stop laughing, doubling over.
“Hahahaha! Judge Chu Hao, I thought you were at least a respectable deity, but I never expected you to be such a fool, indulging in such idiotic fantasies?”
“The invasion of the Five浊 Worlds was approved by all the Sages? You even claim Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha nodded in agreement? You'll be the laughingstock of everyone!”
The Great Compassionate Celestial Maiden sneered even more,
“Do you think Amitabha is some stray dog or wild boar on the roadside? Even if he's brainless, how could he agree to such a power-stripping and religion-humiliating matter?”
The Yama Emissary's body surged with frenzied flames, agitated and manic.
“Amitabha is our supreme Buddha of the Western Heavens, possessing immeasurable merit. How could he make such a promise? Do you think his head is filled with water?”
“All the Sages agreed? Was it the Tongtian Sect Leader or the Supreme Lord Lao? Or are you saying it's not just the Three Pure Ones; you even invited people from the娲皇 Palace? How utterly ridiculous! You think you're worthy of summoning the Sages?!”
Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha, who had been held outside the Five浊 Worlds, couldn't help but lower their heads in shame upon hearing these piercing words.
Stop scolding, stop scolding, another word and I will turn stupid…
Amitabha's face was filled with frustration and collapse. "It's me!" Didn't you ever consider that it might actually be true?!
Such satisfying insults?
However, Amitabha didn't dare to go back on his word in front of all the Sages. He just wanted to shrink back here, preferably without showing his face.
The Tongtian Sect Leader and the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor exchanged glances, grinning mischievously.
“Let's go!”
The Tongtian Sect Leader and the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor dragged Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha into the Five浊 Worlds.
At this moment, within the Five浊 Worlds,谛听 and the four emissaries were launching a 360-degree, no-dead-angle critique, centered on how only an idiot could make such a power-stripping and religion-humiliating decision.
谛听 and the four emissaries continued to mock and ridicule Chu Hao's delusional idea.
“Judge Chu Hao, why don't you say something even more ridiculous? Why not just say Amitabha personally led you to attack the Five浊 Worlds?”
“Hahahaha, utterly absurd! Even the most foolish person in the world wouldn't personally lead an attack on their own home.
What kind of idiot could say such a thing!”
“Indeed, how could Treasure Celestial Maiden and 摄天使者 have died at the hands of such an idiot? Disgusting!”
谛听, as the strongest person present, coldly said:
“Judge Chu Hao, disregarding the stability of the Three Realms, you have privately led an army to attack my Five浊 Worlds. Even if a Sage were present today, they couldn't save you!”
“Your attack is unjustified. Are you going to use your delusional explanation and claim that Amitabha and the Sages agreed to the attack to invade my Five浊 Worlds?”
“I advise you not to treat everyone in the world as fools!”
Chu Hao also nodded, his face full of sighs, following the crowd's words,
“Yes, I find it hard to disagree with your point of view. Unless someone's head was kicked by a muscular wild donkey, or they had a decade of cerebral thrombosis, they wouldn't agree to raiding their own home.”
“Wouldn't you agree, Amitabha?”
Chu Hao suddenly turned his head, looking at the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor and the Tongtian Sect Leader, who were escorting Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha.
Chu Hao's gaze fell on Amitabha.
Everyone present, including谛听 and the four emissaries, also focused their eyes on Amitabha.
Everyone was shocked.
“Amitabha, World Honored One, forgive us for not welcoming you from afar!”
“World Honored Tathagata! Why have you descended upon the Five浊 Worlds instead of being in the central Saha World? Is there some other instruction?”
“Wait, why do the two Buddhas look like they are not in a good state? Who is that person restraining Amitabha's hand? He looks so familiar…”
“And that one, wearing a purple-gold robe, with the aura of ancient times, who is that?”
“Where is Amitabha's head? Why can't I see Amitabha's head?”
“What exactly is happening? Why do Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha look so troubled, as if they have some unspeakable secrets?”
“I don't know why, but I have a bad feeling…”
Under the gaze of everyone, Amitabha and the Tathagata Buddha felt extremely ashamed.
“Let me go, let me go!”
Amitabha struggled in vain and eventually chose silence.
The Tathagata Buddha was like a person being roasted over a fire, about to be executed, his sorrow and despair beyond words.
谛听 and a group of Ksitigarbhas frowned and shouted angrily:
“Bold ones, you dare to be disrespectful to the two Buddhas, are you not afraid of falling into endless hell for countless eons!”
The Tongtian Sect Leader and the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor exchanged glances and suddenly burst into laughter.
The Tathagata Buddha's face was as ugly as a pile of dung, too ashamed and angry to speak.
The Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor grinned hideously and pointed angrily at the Ksitigarbhas,
“You are the Ksitigarbhas, right? Truly a group of filthy and disgusting things. No wonder you would voluntarily come to live in the Five浊 Worlds.”
“I am the Dragon Clan's Emperor, the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor, and he is the Tongtian Sect Leader. We are here to support Chu Hao!”
As soon as the Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor finished speaking,
all the Ksitigarbhas widened their eyes in horror, screaming repeatedly,
“What!!! The Dragon Clan's Emperor and the Tongtian Sect Leader?!”
“How is it possible? Shouldn't the Tongtian Sect Leader be imprisoned in the Zixiao Palace, suffering endless Primordial Lightning Tribulation? How could he be here?”
“Weren't the Dragon Clan supposed to be extinct? Why is there still a Dragon Clan Emperor here?!”
“Moreover, they said they are here to support Chu Hao!”
The Ksitigarbhas were terrified.
However,谛听 reached out to stop them, pressing his hand down,
“Calm down! It's not a big problem. Although the Tongtian Sect Leader is a Sage, Sages cannot interfere in the disputes of the Three Realms.”
“The arrival of a Sage is an honor, but this is a dispute within the Three Realms. Back then, the Three Religions made an agreement that Sages should not interfere in the affairs of the Three Realms. I hope the Sage will not misunderstand.”
谛听 showed the proper fear of a Sage, but did not retreat.
Unless all the Sages were to interfere in the matter, the Tongtian Sect Leader alone should not act rashly!
However, the Tongtian Sect Leader had a mocking expression and laughed loudly:
“Yes, Sages should not interfere in the affairs of the Three Realms, unless this matter is agreed upon by all the Sages… Right, Amitabha?”
Amitabha had no head or face, but the Tathagata Buddha next to him had already buried his head like an ostrich.
The Purple-Gold Dragon Emperor also laughed loudly:
“That's right, unless you take the lead in attacking your own home, it's against the rules, but would a normal person do such an absurd thing?”
“Right, Amitabha, Tathagata Buddha?”