Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#729 - Finished, I forgot to put the two tendons in.

Amitabha appeared extremely agitated, his face seemingly covered in a layer of frost.

"Speak! What exactly happened?"

Amitabha coldly demanded.

Guanyin Bodhisattva glanced deeply at the Tathagata Buddha but chose to avoid causing trouble for him.

"During the opening of the Law Enforcement Hall, that Prison God Chu Hao, using some unknown divine power, invited all the Supreme Celestials and Great Powers."

Guanyin Bodhisattva's words were somewhat evasive, omitting the original reason for the three great Bodhisattvas' arrogant entry and altering the reason for Prison God Chu Hao's detention of them.

All the blame was shifted onto the Saints. That's right, it was because her martial uncle, Tongtian Sect Leader, was there that Guanyin Bodhisattva dared to say such things.

She was certain that Tongtian Sect Leader, with his violent temper and deep-seated hatred for the Western Paradise, would be a perfect scapegoat, with no possibility of being exposed.

As expected, even Amitabha's expression turned cold.

"That damned Tongtian Sect Leader! He is so inconsiderate. Even after leaving Zixiao Palace, he still isn't behaving himself, even provoking discord in front of the Celestials!"

"However, how exactly did you offend them?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was very embarrassed but could only tell the truth:

"Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, due to a moment of impatience, kicked a chair, hitting them in the face..."

After Guanyin Bodhisattva finished speaking, all three thousand Buddhas present leaned back in a strategic maneuver, their faces strategically gloomy!

They had calculated everything but hadn't anticipated that these three great Bodhisattvas would be so fierce.

In the entire Three Realms, there are still few who dare to kick a chair in front of two Saints!

Even during the most intense battles of the Investiture of the Gods, no one dared to be so arrogant towards the Saints.

The Saints are not to be insulted!

When did these three great Bodhisattvas become so fierce? One kick severed the bright future of the Western Paradise!

Amitabha's face was ashen, but he still took a deep breath and said:

"Fortunately, it was only a conflict of subordinates offending superiors, an unintentional mistake. As long as it doesn't involve insulting the Saints, it can still be resolved..."

Guanyin timidly said, "There's also..."

Amitabha widened his eyes and asked in disbelief:

"There's more!?!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes darted around a bit.

"Oh, right... Due to the urgency of the situation, those two Bodhisattvas said some... not very nice things."

Amitabha's heart rate accelerated, and his breathing became rapid.

"What did they say?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva seemed a little awkward.

"Just some vulgar words of mortals, nothing serious..."

Amitabha became exasperated, "Why are you being so modest when I'm asking you to tell me? Do you know you've caused a big problem? Tell me what they said!"

Amitabha was very clear about the taboos of Taishang Laojun and Tongtian Sect Leader, especially Tongtian Sect Leader, who had fought with Yuanshi Tianzun for an entire tribulation because someone said his Jie Cult were born from eggs.

And Zhen Yuanzi is an extremely prideful person who can only be praised and never spoken of with any harsh words.

And the Dragon and Phoenix clans, every single one of them is arrogant.

He hoped that these two Bodhisattvas hadn't crossed the line.

Guanyin Bodhisattva bit her lip but still said:

"Due to the urgency of the situation, the two Bodhisattvas cursed all the Supreme Celestials and Great Powers, leaving no one out."

"They called them dogs, said they had entered a place that harbored filth, called them creatures born from eggs, called them despicable and filthy people..."

Okay, everything hit the mark!

Amitabha immediately felt his legs weaken and sat back down in his seat, his head buzzing.

Amitabha began to suspect that the two Bodhisattvas who went there didn't have brains. How could they say such rash things?

Were they undercover agents from the Heavenly Court, suicide bombers planted in the Western Paradise? The kind who stand up and self-destruct at crucial moments?

Since Guanyin Bodhisattva had already said so much, she decided to reveal everything.

"Now, all the Heavenly Saints have passed a motion in the Law Enforcement Hall to attack the Five Turbid Evil Worlds, asking you to go and sign a treaty that humiliates the sect."

"Oh, right, they also said that this time you must pay a price, or else you won't have an easy time..."

Amitabha lay in his seat, twitching a few times, clutching his chest, and feeling a little breathless.

The Heavenly Saints are taking sides! They've all sided with Chu Hao!

They're even openly standing up to support Chu Hao. Even if the Western Paradise is strong, it can't withstand the anger of so many great powers!

If not handled properly, not to mention the Journey to the West, all the Buddhas of the Western Paradise will have to go to the South Sea to feed the turtles!

The Tathagata Buddha next to him had been afraid to say anything. He glanced at the materials in his hand.

This thing looked familiar. It looked a bit like the nerve in the brains of the two Bodhisattvas. The Tathagata Buddha's expression immediately became complicated.

It's over, I forgot to put it in!

No wonder the two great Bodhisattvas always sounded a bit simple-minded. Damn it, one nerve wasn't put in. No wonder they later spoke without thinking...

It was really because the Tathagata Buddha was too busy. After arriving at the Western Paradise, he started assembling things in a fluster.

The Tathagata Buddha forgot to add the nerve of wisdom to those two heads weighing several pounds, causing them to always speak and act without thinking.

By this reasoning, the White Lotus Boy must have also been born without a nerve.

But in any case, the Tathagata Buddha knew that he was definitely in trouble.

He knew that Guanyin Bodhisattva had intentionally protected him in her words, so that he wouldn't be blamed, but in any case, the three great Bodhisattvas were his people.

If something happened, the Tathagata Buddha was responsible.

But he couldn't bear this responsibility now, so the Tathagata Buddha decided to go all the way.

If you can't beat them, join them!

The Tathagata Buddha stood up, put his palms together, and bowed, saying:

"Teacher, now that things have come to this, there's no use saying anything."

"Now the Four Great Emperors of the Heavenly Court, Zhen Yuanzi, Taishang Laojun, Tongtian Sect Leader, Xuan Tian Fire Phoenix, Purple Gold Dragon Emperor... are furious, but they haven't reached the point of attacking."

"It's better to prioritize harmony. It's better to resolve enmity than to prolong it. We'll go and apologize, and I believe they'll turn hostility into friendship."

Amitabha became exasperated,

"When has my Western Paradise ever lowered its head to anyone!"

The Tathagata Buddha didn't speak, secretly despising him in his heart,

Stop it, Teacher. Ever since the Second Sage joined the Three Realms Tribulation, they have been losing face, okay?

Back then, they cried and snatched seats, killing Ancestor Hongyun;

Later, Daoist Zhunti even shamelessly kidnapped others in order to revitalize the West, claiming to be saving them. It was truly shameless for a Saint to attack a Great Luo;

The subsequent operations were no different, all bullying the weak and forcibly attacking.

The Tathagata Buddha didn't want to say it, otherwise, if all of Amitabha's dirty deeds were revealed, the Western Paradise could be scared into disbanding on the spot.