BookMe #722 - Amitabha, hello, please come here to be scolded
#722 - Amitabha, hello, please come here to be scolded
Clearly, the two great Bodhisattvas also knew what kind of disaster their foolish actions had brought upon the Western Paradise.
Now, the Sages of the Heavens, along with representatives from various races, were about to summon Amitabha to answer for his crimes.
And this questioning, guided by a certain Jade Emperor, had directly turned into a demand for the Western Paradise to cede territory and pay reparations, a humiliating treaty for the Sages.
The two Bodhisattvas secretly conferred, realizing that they had already plunged the Western Paradise into a situation where it was being attacked by the Sages and various powerful figures. If they were to return to report this bad news, wouldn't that be…
Therefore, Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva, without a second thought, directly removed their own heads, knelt to the side, and cried out loudly:
“The mistakes were made by us! We will take the lead in atoning for our sins! We beg all great and supreme beings to forgive our petty offenses and spare our lives!”
“If the Degenerate World is filled with evil, we are willing to take the lead in the charge, and will definitely not cause any trouble for you!”
Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva removed their new heads, truly taking the lead in charging!
Inside the main hall, Chu Hao was completely dumbfounded when he saw the two great Bodhisattvas acting so humble.
It seemed that the Demoness's slap last time had really struck them deep in their souls.
Or perhaps the quality of their new heads wasn't very good, so these two Bodhisattvas seemed to be remarkably unanimous in their self-preservation.
In fact, it wasn't their fault for being so cowardly, even to the point of humiliating their sect.
It was truly because the big shots sitting in the hall were all people they couldn't afford to offend, and they didn't even have the right to argue!
So the two of them admitted their mistakes very decisively, and at this time, they needed to call their chairman, Amitabha, to clean up the mess.
Chu Hao shook his head in disappointment, but shouted outside:
“In that case, then please, Bodhisattva Guanyin outside, go and invite Buddha and Amitabha to come and discuss matters related to attacking the Degenerate World.”
The Tongtian Sect Leader added a sentence,
“Calling them over is nothing more than to talk about ceding territory and paying reparations, and to scold them a bit.”
At this moment, Bodhisattva Guanyin, who had been standing obediently outside the Law Enforcement Hall, was suddenly stunned when she heard everyone's call.
Immediately, endless grievances welled up in her heart.
Why me! Do I look especially like a messenger of bad news?
Bodhisattva Guanyin felt extremely uncomfortable. From the very beginning, she had been very careful and had not dared to do anything out of line.
So when she saw Manjushri Bodhisattva and Samantabhadra Bodhisattva being scolded and begging for mercy, Bodhisattva Guanyin's heart was filled with僥幸.
She felt that she was simply too prescient, and had actually managed to escape this disaster.
However, she didn't expect that, due to the two Bodhisattvas' humiliating retreat, the task of reporting the bad news would ultimately fall on her head?
However, she then became distressed, wondering how to tell Amitabha later?
Should she start by saying: Amitabha, the Sages of the Heavens and the powerful figures of various races have already amicably negotiated and passed a resolution to vent their anger on the Degenerate World, and now I need you to go over and sign a humiliating treaty.
Oh, right, my Uncle-Master also said he wants to scold you.
Bodhisattva Guanyin suddenly felt a headache. If she spoke like this, she would be the next person to be searching for her head on the ground.
Forget it, forget it, just report the truth…
The clownish behavior of the two great Bodhisattvas was just a small interlude in this opening ceremony of the hall.
The supreme and powerful beings naturally wouldn't take this kind of thing to heart, and they all began to talk and laugh again.
Chu Hao suddenly slapped his forehead, looking ashamed,
“I'm really sorry, everyone. I haven't even offered tea yet.”
“Nezha, please trouble yourself to bring some law enforcers to move the tea from the Star Dou Palace…”
Nezha was stunned for a moment. Why would he need to go and carry water? Could it be that this water was very precious?
Nezha didn't think much about it, and brought his men along.
Chu Hao then said to the powerful beings present:
“Today is the joyous day of the opening of my Law Enforcement Hall, but the establishment of my Law Enforcement Hall has cost me a lot of savings, so today I can only bring out some fruits to entertain you. Please forgive me for any inadequacies!”
The four Great Emperors, Zhen Yuanzi, the Supreme Lord Lao, the Tongtian Sect Leader, the Xuanhuo Phoenix, and the Zijin Dragon Emperor, who among them was not a super powerhouse that shook the world?
To be honest, their knowledge was vast, and the number of treasures they had seen was incalculable.
At this moment, when they saw Chu Hao telling the truth, they all smiled knowingly.
“It's okay, it's okay. We are as close as brothers, and family doesn't need to be so polite.”
“Little friend Chu is joking. The friendship between gentlemen is as light as water.”
“We came uninvited. We are already grateful that you don't嫌棄 us.”
“Brother Chu Hao, what are you saying? I'm not that vulgar mortal, I even brought my own wine!”
In fact, they all had the same thought in their hearts.
Even if Chu Hao was powerful, he was only a person who had become an immortal for five or six hundred years, and he was only a Half-Step Quasi-Sage. What good things could he take out?
It wasn't that everyone looked down on him, but it was a very normal and reasonable thought.
Which chairman of a listed company would think that a junior employee who just joined the company could bring out anything good for a meal?
“Then I'll first put some fruit on the plate. It's a bit shabby, please don't mind.” Chu Hao waved his hand and set up a huge table,
Rather than a table, it was more like a huge bucket, but it was unknown what it was going to be used to hold.
Zhen Yuanzi took the lead in waving his hand and laughing loudly:
“Hahahaha, no, no, I came uninvited, so how dare I make too many demands?”
“To be honest, this time I specially brought ten ginseng fruits to help助助助…???”
As Zhen Yuanzi spoke, he suddenly stopped his hand from taking the ginseng fruit out of his pocket.
Because he saw that Chu Hao had actually taken out several golden ginseng fruits from his arms!
Those ginseng fruits were all bigger than heads!
To be honest, Zhen Yuanzi had planted ginseng fruits his whole life, and he had never seen such a big one in his entire life!
Damn it, was he being robbed?
For a moment, Zhen Yuanzi thought that his ginseng fruits had been stolen?
However, when he saw the next scene, Zhen Yuanzi was stunned!
Because Chu Hao took out two ginseng fruits and threw them into the giant bucket, and found that nothing happened,
Then Chu Hao became bolder, opened his Qiankun bag, and poured all three hundred ginseng fruits into the giant bucket like he was dumping garbage.
The appearance of three hundred ginseng fruits instantly filled the Law Enforcement Hall with a hundred times more spiritual energy!
When Chu Hao finished pouring out these three hundred ginseng fruits, he was still ashamed and covered his face and said:
“My family is poor, these are all malnourished fruits, just make do with them, make do with them.”
As soon as these words came out, Zhen Yuanzi's movements completely stopped. Looking at the fist-sized ginseng fruit in his arms, and the head-sized ginseng fruits in this giant bucket, Zhen Yuanzi fell into deep thought.