BookMe #666 - The Little Boy Selling Ashes
#666 - The Little Boy Selling Ashes
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King cursed Lingji Bodhisattva's entire family in his heart!
If Chu Hao hadn't stopped him, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King would have rushed up and slapped Lingji Bodhisattva. Even if Chu Hao didn't kill Lingji Bodhisattva, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King wanted to kill him!
Was this guy sick in the head?!
Within the Three Realms, among all the gods and Buddhas, even proposing marriage to Heavenly Consort Uma in the River of Styx Blood Sea would be better than kidnapping the Three Realms Law Enforcement Prison God!
Didn't he want to live?
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King turned around and left, not intending to look back at all.
Lingji Bodhisattva originally thought that the Subduing Three Realms Ming King was coming to rescue him, and he was finally saved.
However, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King's cruel turn around scared Lingji Bodhisattva into crying loudly, both angry and terrified.
"Don't go! It's not really like this! Besides, creating tribulations was also a task given by the Buddha! Save me! Don't go..."
Lingji Bodhisattva's physical body had already been half destroyed, and he basically didn't have half a dog's life left.
Chu Hao looked at the Subduing Three Realms Ming King with a playful expression.
"Hey, he said that the Buddha ordered him to kidnap me. Is there such a thing?"
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King panicked and waved his hands repeatedly, shouting:
"Don't listen to his nonsense! Don't believe rumors, don't spread rumors!"
"Who are you, young man? We in the Western Paradise don't have a young man like you. You have already been expelled from the Buddhist order. Please don't engage in illegal activities under the name of the Western Paradise!"
Very decisively, he was expelled from the Buddhist order on the spot!
Lingji Bodhisattva was crying as he watched. "It's not me, I really didn't, boo hoo hoo!"
It was all a misunderstanding. He was just fishing for law enforcement, and I was just a stupid fish that was caught.
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King didn't turn his head back at all.
The Buddha will understand me.
Chu Hao suddenly said:
"Stop!"
For a moment, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King wanted to turn around and run away, directly slipping away.
However, he was still relatively confident. If the Prison God wanted to kill him, he would surely die.
Laughable, there was no way to escape, okay?
So, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King turned his head, lowered his eyebrows, and respectfully said:
"What instructions does Your Excellency Prison God have? If there is a need, our Western Paradise will provide free salvation services and scatter Lingji Bodhisattva's ashes."
"Turning into spring mud to protect the flowers is Lingji Bodhisattva's great compassion."
Under the Void Wind, Lingji Bodhisattva held onto his primordial spirit.
However, hearing these words was chilling to the bone, the kind that was thoroughly chilling.
This Subduing Three Realms Ming King was already planning to let himself turn into spring mud to protect the flowers?
Oh my, why do people from the Western Paradise make things difficult for people from the Western Paradise?
Lingji Bodhisattva also felt that he probably really had no chance of being rescued. For a time, sorrow came from within and could not be cut off.
Chu Hao smiled and said to the Subduing Three Realms Ming King:
"Ah, since you want Lingji Bodhisattva's ashes so much, then it's easy to handle. This is how it is."
"Do you think his ashes are worth two acquired treasures?"
Subduing Three Realms Ming King: "???"
Sun Wukong: "???"
Pigsy: "???!"
Yellow Wind Great King: "!!!"
Realizing the maximum utilization of resources.
Combining the real economy with the virtual economy, using ashes as packaging, and actually peddling a kind of belief, allowing the Western Paradise to pay for their own karma.
Everyone really thought about how there could be such an operation, and they were all amazed.
Before they had entered industrialization, Chu Hao had already integrated the business of arresting people, judging crimes, executing sentences, cremating, and selling ashes into an industrial chain!
Next, if he launched a package to choose a background from the Six Paths of Reincarnation, Chu Hao would realize the closed loop that the Western Paradise had dreamed of for a long time.
Absolutely, absolutely!
Truly a big shot, I admire him!
Chu Hao looked at the Subduing Three Realms Ming King very sincerely.
"My sincerity is very sufficient. Of course, I am not forcing you to buy. Everyone can discuss this kind of thing."
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King waved his hands repeatedly, his face full of franticness, but he still had to control his tone tightly, making it gentle and polite,
"Inappropriate, inappropriate, our Western Paradise pays attention to fate. Lingji Bodhisattva's ashes are buried in this Yellow Maple Forest, that is also fate, and I believe he himself is very satisfied."
Lingji Bodhisattva had already been blown to pieces on half of his body, half of his primordial spirit,
Hearing Chu Hao's devilish operation of peddling ashes, and the Subduing Three Realms Ming King's casual scattering of ashes, Lingji Bodhisattva instantly lost his mind on the spot.
His entire physical body shattered in an instant, and a pile of ashes swept through the Void Wind.
Before his death, Lingji Bodhisattva roared:
"What a heartless and unjust Western Paradise! Calamity is coming! Subduing Three Realms Ming King, I curse you to die! I curse the Western Paradise to be bloodbathed by demons!"
Lingji Bodhisattva was completely gone. His physical body and primordial spirit were completely shattered, and even his true spirit was wiped out under the ravages of the Void Wind.
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King couldn't help but look a little ugly when he heard that Lingji Bodhisattva even cursed the Western Paradise before his death.
The murderer was Chu Hao, what does it have to do with me, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King? What does it have to do with my Western Paradise?
Chu Hao saw that the Subduing Three Realms Ming King's face was not good, and comforted him warmly:
"Don't listen to him, must demons bloodbath the Spirit Mountain? I think that kind of thing should be diversified. For example, I can do it, Sun Wukong can do it, and Pigsy can do it."
"There can be no racial discrimination in this matter, and there can be no gender discrimination. Everyone has this opportunity, don't worry."
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King said with a dark face, "Thank you."
Good fellow, inhuman!
What kind of comfort is this?
Chu Hao grabbed his hand and grabbed a handful of ashes, placing it in front of the Subduing Three Realms Ming King.
Chu Hao weakly and softly hawked:
"Selling ashes, selling ashes! Young man, buy a box of ashes!"
"Freshly burned, very cheap."
The little boy selling ashes!
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King's face was completely dark, not showing a trace of luster, and he had already been angered by Chu Hao.
His blood pressure was a little out of control.
However, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King was a sensible person after all. If he got angry at this time, he would become the ashes in Chu Hao's hands in the next second.
The Subduing Three Realms Ming King gritted his teeth and firmly maintained the stiff smile on his face, saying:
"No buy, thank you, I have something to do, I'll take a step first."
Chu Hao timidly said:
"Old uncle, if you don't buy my ashes, I'll let you see your grandma."
For a moment, the Subduing Three Realms Ming King almost cried.
He really hadn't thought of this kind of routine!
Are the little boys selling ashes so wild now?