BookMe #557 - Ru! You want to steal my tights? That's too much.
#557 - Ru! You want to steal my tights? That's too much.
Just then, a playful and lighthearted voice broke through the crowd's ears,
"Oh, this headband looks so familiar, isn't it mine? Returning it to its original owner, does everyone think it's appropriate?"
Then, a pair of slender, white hands reached down and picked up the headband from the ground.
Upon hearing this voice, the expressions of the Buddha and Bodhisattva Guanyin, originally lofty and superior, instantly crumbled!
The thing they least wanted to see had finally happened!
"Appropriate beyond words!" Chu Hao snatched up the headband, completely dumbfounding everyone!
Sun Wukong grasped at emptiness,
His hand hung in the air, unsure where to put it, and finally, he chose to pick his nose, as if to conceal the wild joy in his heart.
He had thought he was isolated and helpless, and was even certain of it.
Because this was the Buddha's personal presence, with Guanyin accompanying him. This was a rule set by the Saints, and no one within the Three Realms could resist it.
Even the Jade Emperor of yesteryear could only obediently comply and accept the arrangements.
The general trend was irreversible, and Sun Wukong thought that no one could help him anymore.
But now, at this moment, he stood out!
Looking at Chu Hao's face, which was hanging with a relaxed and playful smile, Sun Wukong deeply lowered his head, his face full of excitement!
His eyes were a little wet, and his voice was a little choked.
Brother Hell God, good brother, why did you have to wade into this fire for me!
I, Old Sun… what virtue or ability do I possess to receive such great kindness from you?!
The Buddha became a little uneasy, pointing at Chu Hao and threatening him in a very restrained manner:
"Hell God Chu Hao, don't mess around, you can't interfere in this matter, you know? This is a matter of the Journey to the West, didn't we agree on this?"
"You can't interfere in the matter of the Journey to the West, quickly put down that headband, and this matter will be considered over. Otherwise, I'll go to the Jade Emperor to reason with him!"
The Buddha was suffering!
Originally, everything was proceeding as he wished, and the Buddha was overjoyed just now.
This Hell God Chu Hao was actually so cooperative, and didn't even come out to interfere!
I was too excited!
It's not that the Buddha was afraid of Chu Hao. In terms of strength, the Western Paradise could kill Chu Hao ten thousand times with ease.
But why is it that Chu Hao is still able to be so carefree?
Isn't it because of this孽畜's anomalous status?!
The Buddha was about to die of anxiety. Once an anomaly intervenes, things basically fall apart!
Heaven knows how things will develop next, damn it, why can't you let me properly arrange Sun Wukong!
Chu Hao looked at the Buddha with a righteous and stern face, and shouted:
"呔! You surnamed Ru, I think you're blinded by lard! You actually want to steal my headband? You're bullying me too much!"
The Buddha: "? ? ?"
Bodhisattva Guanyin: "? ? ?"
Sun Wukong: "? ? ?"
The Buddha: Am I encountering a robber? I must be!
This guy stole my things, and then accuses me of bullying him too much?
The Buddha was exasperated,
If Sun Wukong wasn't here,
The Buddha would have already shamelessly rushed to Chu Hao's face to buy the headband!
Humph!
The Buddha is a cautious person, especially after experiencing Chu Hao's multiple tortures, the Buddha has learned to reason.
After all, even the floor of Mount Ling was pried away and taken home as decoration material, if the Buddha still thinks of threatening Chu Hao, that's simply…
Voice transmission?
Chu Hao immediately became energetic.
Chu Hao was not polite at all, and shouted loudly:
"Buddha, you need to see a doctor for things like kidney deficiency, I'm just an enforcer, I really don't know how to cure it! Don't transmit your voice to ask me again!"
Bodhisattva Guanyin: "? ? !"
Bodhisattva Guanyin silently took half a step back.
The Buddha: "? ? ?"
Are you serious about taking half a step back?
Even Sun Wukong on the ground spat out a mouthful of water.
Good fellow, Bull Demon King would call him awesome upon hearing this!
Within the Three Realms, Chu Hao is probably the only one who can play with the Buddha like this.
The Buddha was exasperated, he didn't expect that Chu Hao this scoundrel would be so shameless!
The Buddha pointed at Chu Hao, threatening:
"Be reasonable, this headband was brought by me, don't be unreasonable, quickly hand it over!"
"Otherwise, you'll mess up the numbers of Heaven and Earth, and you'll be finished when the Saints take action!"
The Buddha is an old civilized man.
Chu Hao frowned, with a righteous and stern face, saying:
"You're farting out Amitabha's spiral, colorful, explosive farts!"
"Bodhisattva Guanyin just said that this was taken out by me for Tang Sanzang to use!"
"Heaven knows, Earth knows, how dare you quibble about this matter?!"
"You ask Bodhisattva Guanyin, you surnamed Guan, swear an oath, is there such a thing or not!"
Chu Hao then transformed the class contradiction into an internal contradiction.
The Buddha looked at Bodhisattva Guanyin with a frantic expression,
"You, you, you, what things did you say!"
Bodhisattva Guanyin had difficulty defending herself,
"I did say it, but that was, that was in order to let Tang Sanzang take away the headband that I said that!"
Chu Hao seized the opportunity to quibble and quickly shouted:
"Look! Monks don't tell lies, how dare you say it's not mine?!"
"Buddha, you must not be unreasonable, and reverse black and white!"
Chu Hao then put the headband into his Qiankun bag and turned to leave.
The Buddha was so angry that he almost spat out a mouthful of blood,
Damn it,
You stole my things and dare to say that I'm being unreasonable? Reversing black and white?!
Where is justice!
The Buddha glared at Bodhisattva Guanyin in exasperation,
You surnamed Guan! Can you stop courting death in front of the Hell God?!
If it weren't for your words, he would have obediently…
Bodhisattva Guanyin felt aggrieved and lowered her head, not daring to speak.
It was uncomfortable, who knew that a casual sentence at that time would actually be used by Chu Hao!
When the Buddha saw Chu Hao about to leave with the things, he became anxious,
"Wait, wait, wait, let's talk it over, this thing is really mine!"
Chu Hao didn't even turn his head.
The Buddha had a hard time expressing his suffering.
Now, there is only an incarnation on the scene, although the strength is strong, but… in front of Chu Hao, I am afraid that it is only a punch.
The Buddha is afraid that Chu Hao will mess things up again. He finally suppressed Sun Wukong's arrogant arrogance. If he can't take this opportunity to put the headband on Sun Wukong, wouldn't it be a reversal in the future?
Anger flashed secretly in the Buddha's eyes: It's time to get rid of this Hell God!
He has secretly summoned that one to come over.
He is an supreme powerhouse who has been sitting in this area for a long time. If he comes over, he will definitely make Chu Hao die on the spot!
But at this moment, Chu Hao suddenly stopped.
[How can the proud bones of the Great Sage be destroyed! Trigger the mutation conditions of the headband]