Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#551 - I am not a good person, please don't keep me here.



#551 - I am not a good person, please don't keep me here.

Sun Wukong turned his head and said to Tang Sanzang:

"Master, the demon energy over there is soaring to the sky, and it's filled with murderous intent. You just stand here and don't move!"

"Your old Sun will go and entertain him, and twist his head off to use as a snack with wine!"

Tang Sanzang nodded obediently, his face full of seriousness.

"Wukong, don't hold back! This master is afraid!"

How could he not be afraid?

Now, as soon as Tang Sanzang heard about demons, he was terrified!

Every night, Tang Sanzang would dream of that day's scene, Monk Lu being torn apart by demons, not a single part of his internal organs intact.

The demons ate his liver, licked his bones, savoring the taste.

Until now,

Monk Lu's screams still echoed in Tang Sanzang's ears!

Tang Sanzang's fear was not without reason. To be honest, if he hadn't heard that the Immortal Lord was still protecting him, Tang Sanzang would have already run away!

To hell with the Journey to the West, this monk's life is more important!

The area near the Two World Mountain was already a living hell, but along the way, Sun Wukong encountered far too many bizarre things.

A fierce tiger suddenly appeared out of nowhere, he encountered an old man when he turned around, and now six bandits inexplicably appeared here?

No matter how stupid Sun Wukong was, he would feel that someone was up to something!

Therefore, as soon as he sensed the existence of demon energy, Sun Wukong directly rushed over, wanting to catch them in the act.

However, Sun Wukong fell for Guanyin Bodhisattva's trick to lure the tiger away from the mountain.

At this moment, only Tang Sanzang was left in the field.

Tang Sanzang was very frightened, looking left and right, afraid that something would suddenly jump out again!

"Immortal Lord bless, Immortal Lord bless!"

"Great Lord Prison God bless, please don't let any annoying Bodhisattvas come out, those stupid idiots can really torment people!"

As Tang Sanzang was saying this, Guanyin Bodhisattva, disguised as an old woman, turned dark.

Am I being cursed again?!

Forget it, I'll endure it!

Tang Sanzang found the surroundings eerily silent and was a little scared, wanting to go to a more open place.

Tang Sanzang had no choice but to pack his luggage and put it on the horse.

He didn't ride the horse, but held a tin staff in one hand and tugged at the reins with the other, walking westward in loneliness.

After walking for a short time, an old woman, looking very old and frail, suddenly emerged, holding a cotton coat with a flower hat on it.

When Tang Sanzang saw the old woman appear, without saying a word, he turned around and left!

"So unlucky, could it be that I encountered a ghost when I went out?! She's so ugly!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva had the urge to rush over and stomp Tang Sanzang on the ground!

However, Guanyin Bodhisattva still held back.

The old woman coughed a few times and shouted at Tang Sanzang's back:

"Where are you from, Elder, traveling alone so lonely here?"

Tang Sanzang didn't turn his head back, nor did he answer!

At this moment, Tang Sanzang sneered to himself,

"Hmph, luckily this monk has read Buddhist scriptures thoroughly and is knowledgeable! I know this principle—never easily answer when someone calls your name at night!"

"How can such ghosts and monsters confuse my mind? This monk is going to the Western Heaven to seek scriptures, goodbye!"

The old woman glared in anger at the spot,

Damn you,

What kind of Buddhist scriptures did you read? Strange Tales from a Chinese Studio?

The old woman quickly shouted:

"Hey, that monk, I'm not a bad person, don't leave!"

Tang Sanzang didn't turn his head back,

"This monk is not a good person either, don't keep me here!"

Tang Sanzang was determined to move forward and didn't plan to turn back at all.

After all, he was a vegetarian Buddhist who paid great attention to metaphysics.

Never easily answer when someone calls your name at night.

If students answer, they will have to stay after class!

If working people answer, they will have to work overtime!

Isn't this a ghost story? It's scary!

Seeing that the situation was not good, the old woman suddenly had a flash of inspiration and quickly shouted:

"I...I was entrusted by a man in white to deliver something to you!"

Tang Sanzang stopped immediately, turned his head, glanced sideways, and raised his eyebrows,

"A man in white? What are his specific characteristics?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva pondered for a long time, thinking of Chu Hao's image, and for a moment, her language was very poor, and she could only answer with the most simple emotion:

"I can't say any other characteristics, but he is just very handsome, so handsome that it's outrageous."

Tang Sanzang happily turned his head back,

"Ah, such simple and concise characteristics, that must be the Immortal Lord!"

"I should have said so earlier, this monk doesn't get along with that stupid Bodhisattva, but if the Immortal Lord calls me, I'll agree a hundred times!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "..."

Why! Why do you have to provoke me like this?

Have you not been beaten before?!

Tang Sanzang trotted to Guanyin Bodhisattva and said respectfully:

"This disciple is奉聖旨 from the Tang Dynasty in the Eastern Lands, going to the Western Heaven to pay respects to the living Buddha and seek the true scriptures."

Seeing that she had finally stabilized Tang Sanzang's thoughts, the old woman continued:

"The Western Buddha's Great Thunderclap Temple is in the Tianzhu Kingdom, which is 108,000 miles away from here. You are alone with a horse, without a companion or a disciple, how can you go!"

Tang Sanzang grinned and said proudly:

"This disciple recently took in a disciple, he is awesome! And he is especially loyal!"

"Now he feels the demon energy ahead and has gone to subdue demons and eliminate monsters."

Guanyin Bodhisattva twitched her lips, trying to guide him:

"Then, will your disciple be particularly naughty and disobedient?"

Tang Sanzang shook his head blankly,

"No! This monk thinks Wukong is very righteous! It's just that he hasn't mastered Buddhist teachings well, but this monk will be able to teach him soon."

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little frustrated,

"Are you sure? But he has already abandoned you!"

Tang Sanzang waved his hand, with a look of contempt on his face,

"Wukong is doing it to protect me!"

"What's wrong with you, old woman? Why do you always want to provoke our relationship? If it weren't for the Immortal Lord's reputation, this monk would have hit you with this tin staff and shattered your pelvis!"

"Speak your business!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was frustrated for a long time, but could only take out what she had prepared for a long time and said:

"I have this cotton robe and a gold-inlaid flower hat, which were originally used by my son.

He only became a monk for three days and unfortunately died young. Elder, since you have a disciple, I will give you these clothes and hat."

That's right, this hat is the Tightening Fillet!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was waiting for Tang Sanzang to take it and put it on Sun Wukong!

At that time, the Journey to the West would be under her control!

Tang Sanzang: "Unlucky, I don't want it."

Guanyin Bodhisattva: "..."

At this moment, Guanyin Bodhisattva wanted to purify her six senses.

Guanyin Bodhisattva persuaded gently:

"I just went to his temple, cried a lot, and said goodbye to his master, and brought these two pieces of clothing and hat as a souvenir."

"This really isn't..."

Tang Sanzang shook his head,

"Just don't want it, it's too unlucky. You old woman, if you're poor, just be poor, why do you have to give things away everywhere?"

Guanyin Bodhisattva was exasperated,

"You've said enough, are you going to take it or not!"

Tang Sanzang turned his head and left!

He wanted a personality!

Guanyin Bodhisattva clenched her fists, and suddenly shouted:

"Oh, right, this is what the Immortal Lord wanted to give you!"


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