Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#539 - Refresh 3 views, dancing low in the willow tower heart moon

Chu Hao stood the Golden Cudgel in front of Guanyin Bodhisattva, using it as a steel pole, and said coldly:

"Put this on."

Guanyin Bodhisattva took the bunny girl outfit, her face even more gloomy with shame and anger!

This even came with fishnet stockings!

Naturally, Chu Hao also handed over a piece of jade, which contained the entire dance tutorial.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth,

"You, you are going too far!"

Chu Hao shook his head,

"Actually, you can..."

Guanyin Bodhisattva interrupted Chu Hao, saying grimly: "No! Since I came on a mission, how could I return empty-handed! I agree to your conditions!"

"But you must remember, everything that happened today will be repaid double in the future!"

Repaid double in the future...

Chu Hao was stunned for a moment, of course not understanding the second layer of meaning.

Chu Hao only felt that Guanyin was a bit paranoid. Actually, Chu Hao had already felt a bit of conscience and wanted to reduce Guanyin Bodhisattva's sentence.

She could take Sun Wukong away even without dancing.

But... she refused herself.

And so thoroughly!

Chu Hao took a deep breath, feeling a little guilty,

"Have you really thought it through? Actually, you could..."

"Enough nonsense! I hold your perverse tastes in my heart!" Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth in shame, staring at Chu Hao.

Chu Hao was interrupted again, and couldn't help but feel a little helpless.

Perverse tastes?

Chu Hao is a pure boy, all because of this hateful system!

If Chu Hao wasn't trying to get that little bit of merit, Chu Hao really wouldn't want to do this.

"Then let's start now, don't waste everyone's time."

Chu Hao took out a stool, found the best angle, and looked askance at Guanyin standing in front of the steel... Golden Cudgel.

Under the gaze of all the enforcers of the Ninth Heaven Prison, Guanyin was so angry that her veins bulged, and she was incomparably ashamed.

But there was no way, in order to continue the Journey to the West, in order to make the grand plan succeed, Guanyin could only grit her teeth, endure the immense shame, and start dancing!

Next, everyone watched Guanyin's dance.

Specific scenes will not be described in detail, lest they offend the eyes and ears.

And those enforcers of the Ninth Heaven Prison also watched with great interest.

The Guanyin Bodhisattva who had been shouting orders at everyone in front of the Ninth Heaven Prison a moment ago was now so enchanting and charming.

Everyone's minds, from the previous depression, gained a huge release, and this joy suddenly rose to the highest point.

But only the demons from the Northern Altar Continent had bored expressions on their faces,

"What's this? Not as good-looking as the monkey."

Sun Wukong: ???

It's a pity Sun Wukong wasn't here.

But even if he were here, he wouldn't be able to see anything, after all, this is a stone monkey who immobilized the Seven Fairies but only went to pick peaches.

Although Chu Hao's eyes were watching from the best angle, his gaze had already crossed the ancient void, as if seeing the Great Dao River.

At this moment, Chu Hao felt a sense of enlightenment in his heart,

"Thinking back to my previous life, when I was still in the human world, I respected heaven and earth, and the people around me were all vegetarians and chanting Buddha's name."

"Not to mention Bodhisattvas, even ordinary abbots and monks, I held them in awe, not daring to blaspheme in the slightest, lest I fall into the Avici Hell."

"But in this life, ascending to the Heavenly Court, serving as an official in the court, and holding the laws of the Three Realms, what I have seen and heard has completely subverted my worldview:"

"Among the three thousand Buddhas, there are no shortage of rebellious disciples, murderous Arhats, and Buddhas who condone evil. Although there are also kind ones,"

"But the Western Heaven sect is just like a bureaucratic system with strict hierarchy, where the good are sacrificed and the evil are unpunished. Even with thousands of sins, they can be relieved with just a sentence of Amitabha."

"I have personally ended the lives of countless gods and Buddhas."

"These gods and Buddhas in the sky are deceiving each other, scheming against each other, using all means, deceiving the common people, and treating the living as tributes and straw dogs."

"Guanyin? In my previous life, I thought she was untouchable. But now she's dancing a pole dance in front of me?"

"Gods and Buddhas are also made by humans. We revere them only because we are far away from them. If we look closer, they are also full of flaws."

"I need to think about the meaning of the existence of gods and Buddhas."

Chu Hao's thoughts drifted further and further.

Of course, his thoughts could drift far, but his gaze was still very focused.

Yes, the angle must be the best.

A song ended.

Guanyin Bodhisattva's face was flushed with shame and anger, and also a bit green.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, like a bullied girl, shouted angrily at Chu Hao:

"Are you satisfied now!"

"Quickly hand over the monkey!"

Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth,

Originally wanted to say it seems like you brought it on yourself.

But Chu Hao didn't provoke Guanyin anymore,

"As good as my word, Nezha, let Sun Wukong go to the lower realm."

"Don't worry, I've already done psychological counseling. Even if Sun Wukong holds his nose, he will reluctantly go on the Journey to the West with Tang Sanzang."

"At least guarantee that Sun Wukong won't beat Tang Sanzang to death."

Chu Hao was in a somewhat sage-like state, waving his hand very lightly.

However, turning around, he saw that Nezha's face was already flushed, shy like a red apple, and he couldn't even hear what Chu Hao was saying.

Chu Hao shook his head helplessly,

Actually, Chu Hao wanted Nezha to grow up quickly by letting him see this today.

Chu Hao naturally wanted Nezha to be good.

Chu Hao walked over, patted Nezha's shoulder, and said earnestly:

"Time waits for no one. If you still maintain the appearance of a pure little boy, how will you walk the world in the future?

To protect the Three Realms, if you can't resist this temptation, how will you deal with the catastrophe of the Three Realms in the future?"

"Little Nezha, you should learn to grow up. You have to stand alone and deceive... cough, cough, to achieve justice!"

Nezha blushed, unable to speak, but nodded.

Little Nezha was very clear that Chu Hao was doing it all to make himself grow up quickly.

But... the scene was too stimulating, especially for Nezha.

In the Investiture of the Gods, Little Nezha also saw Guanyin's majesty, but now...

His worldview was being reversed.

Little Nezha began to doubt his immortal life.

The supreme Bodhisattva, who was previously regarded as pure and beautiful as a lotus flower, was now graceful and charming in front of him.

Nezha's worldview was being impacted.

Chu Hao shook his head, the young man was still too tender.

However, Chu Hao quickly arranged for Sun Wukong to go to the lower realm, and of course, returned the steel... Golden Cudgel to Sun Wukong.

And Guanyin Bodhisattva also turned and left, appearing extremely ashamed and angry, seemingly unwilling to stay any longer.

But in the moment of turning around, Chu Hao seemed to see a hint of pleasure in Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes?

Chu Hao: ???

Chu Hao sighed,

"My worldview is also a bit subverted..."