Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#535 - Boss, I'm greedy for your stolen goods.

Chu Hao was not in a hurry to improve the strength of the powerhouses in the Nine Heavens Jail.

Right now, he had to find the Jade Emperor first.

The Hall of Universal Brightness.

Chu Hao stepped inside and found that all the gods and immortals had been waiting for a long time.

A faint smile appeared on Chu Hao's face. This long-awaited court assembly was truly a leisurely and peaceful happiness.

As soon as Chu Hao entered, all the civil and military officials became serious, looking even more nervous than when receiving the Jade Emperor.

The Jade Emperor sat on the dragon throne, looking at Chu Hao with a gratified smile on his face.

My Heavenly Court's most important minister, he looks pleasing to the eye no matter how I look at him.

"Ahem, good morning, everyone."

Chu Hao realized that everyone had gone silent when he came in, so he couldn't help but cough.

The gods and immortals were filled with reverence.

"Good morning, Warden Chu!"

Even the Jade Emperor smiled cheerfully and said:

"Good morning, dear minister."

"Dear minister, do you know why We have summoned you here today?"

Chu Hao shook his head.

"Your subject does not know."

Could it be that he wants to buy something from me?

The Jade Emperor grinned.

"Actually, We heard that you were treasure hunting in the Western Heavens and obtained some good things, and We want to help you."

"To get rid of the entanglement of those bald… robbers."

In fact, the Jade Emperor couldn't directly say: 'Great Warden, I covet those stolen goods of yours. I'm being shameless.'

After all, he was the Jade Emperor, so he had to be careful with his words.

The Jade Emperor added:

"Of course, dear minister, don't overthink it. We will never force anyone to do anything difficult. As long as you think something is difficult to handle, you can hand it over to Us to arrange."

Simply put, it was saying:

If you can't handle the stolen goods, come, We will help you solve it, and We will definitely not let you suffer!

The gods and immortals present thought to themselves, 'Good heavens, has the Jade Emperor now become an accomplice to a treasure hunting criminal?'

He's quite familiar with it.

Chu Hao now only had 600,000 merits of divine water left.

It would be the greatest waste to drink all 600,000 merits of divine water himself.

Because the strongest effect of the merit divine water is to enhance the strength of the weak, directly letting others experience the joy of having a cheat.

However, Chu Hao also wanted to improve his own cultivation strength. After all, a blacksmith must have a strong body.

Chu Hao originally planned to leave only 200,000 merits of divine water for the Nine Heavens Jail, after all, too much is as bad as too little.

Now it seems that I want both merits of divine water and faith merit!

Immediately, Chu Hao didn't hide anything and took out a huge gourd bottle as tall as a person.

Chu Hao said lazily:

"Coincidentally, I picked up a gourd that no one wanted on the roadside. If Your Majesty doesn't mind, you can take it."

The gourd landed in the hall, and the hall became so quiet that a pin could be heard. Everyone was dumbfounded on the spot.

Because, at this moment, the aura of faith merit spread in the hall, sweeping over the bodies of every god and immortal.

Even just smelling the scent made all the gods and immortals feel refreshed and comfortable to the point of taking off!

The strong smell of merit divine water in the hall made everyone drool!

There's no mistake, the gourd is filled with merit divine water, the merit divine water that everyone is drooling over!

The faces of the gods and immortals were filled with shock.

"My goodness, Warden Chu really went treasure hunting in Mount Lingshan? Could it be that he found the merit pool!"

"This gourd… at least three or four hundred thousand merits of divine water, or even more!"

"As a Grand Luo Golden Immortal, I have never seen so much merit divine water in my life! Damn it! My tears are uncontrollably flowing from the corners of my mouth!"

"It can at least recreate two Grand Luos, and he's just giving it away? How extravagant?"

"The Heavenly Court can only get a few thousand merits of divine water in an era… How come Chu Hao gets merit divine water as if he robbed it!"

"That's right, it's like robbing the Eight Treasures Merit Pool!"

"Nonsense, Warden Chu has deep blessings, he picked it up on the roadside, picked it up, picked it up… Damn it, how can I not believe it!"

The gods and immortals looked at the large gourd of merit divine water and suddenly began to doubt their lives.

Did he really strip off the Western Heaven's underwear!

There's no such thing as being a warden, directly a big gourd of merit divine water?

Don't even mention us, even the Jade Emperor…

The gods and immortals looked at the Jade Emperor, and just happened to catch a drop of crystal liquid dripping from the corner of the Jade Emperor's mouth—

Ah, the Jade Emperor is also drooling.

Well, who isn't a garbage collector?

In the barren Heavenly Court, who can control themselves in the face of this merit divine water?

"Your Majesty? Your Majesty?" Chu Hao asked tentatively a few times.

The Jade Emperor slurped back his saliva, quickly sat up straight, his face became solemn, and he could still vaguely see traces of saliva at the corner of his mouth.

"Dear minister is truly blessed with deep blessings, picking up… such a gourd on the roadside, We are very gratified."

"I wonder how much merit divine water the dear minister can give up from this gourd? Don't worry, We will definitely not let you suffer."

The Jade Emperor's face was filled with sincerity.

No, it was even a little pleading.

If he wasn't afraid of losing face, the Jade Emperor would have pounced in front of Chu Hao and asked Chu Hao to give him 100,000 or 200,000 merits of divine water!

Heaven is pitiful, even the Heavenly Court has not received so much merit divine water after hundreds of thousands of kalpas!

Now, although the Heavenly Court has a great reputation, His Majesty knows that all of this is thanks to the Nine Heavens Jail.

Because there are a bunch of powerhouses in the Nine Heavens Jail who are willing to sell their lives for Chu Hao, even the half-step Quasi-Sage Nezha is working hard day and night.

The Jade Emperor thought about himself again, not to mention calling a half-step Quasi-Sage, he had to put in effort to call a Taiyi Golden Immortal.

Therefore, the Jade Emperor really urgently needed some merit divine water, at least to promote a few gods who could be used.

Because Warden Chu is too busy now, enforcing the law in the Three Realms, and often rushing to the front line to fight against the Western Heavens.

The Jade Emperor didn't dare to disturb Chu Hao with any tasks, and even more didn't dare to borrow people from the Nine Heavens Jail.

Because the Jade Emperor respected Chu Hao from the bottom of his heart, although this sounds absurd, but which wise ruler would boss around his trusted ministers?

Heaven is pitiful, the Jade Emperor can't wait to praise him, he really doesn't want to cause him trouble.

Even more, he didn't want to borrow people from the Nine Heavens Jail, firstly because it was like digging a hole in Chu Hao's wall, he couldn't do such a thing.

Secondly, it was a matter of losing face.

As a Jade Emperor, it would be a complete disgrace to have to ask the subordinates of his trusted ministers to do anything.

The Jade Emperor just wanted a few subordinates who could run errands and had face.

Of course, anyone with a brain knew that even if he was promoted, the Jade Emperor could not abandon Chu Hao.

Because, in this Heavenly Court, Chu Hao has already become the most admired and valued minister of the Jade Emperor, without one.

Facing the Jade Emperor's request, Chu Hao smiled.

"Of course, I'll give it all to you!"

The Jade Emperor choked up all of a sudden.