Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#2306 - A group of robbers

As Tang Sanzang and his companions approached the entrance, they could clearly see what was inside.

The main hall of the Huaguang Courtyard was dilapidated and extremely messy, with over a dozen rugged-looking men inside.

Judging by their appearances, it was clear that these guys were definitely not good people, and they were armed with knives, guns, and other weapons.

"Looks like a band of mountain bandits?" Pigsy said, making his judgment.

"Pigsy, you're wrong. Those in the mountains are called mountain bandits, I think they should be called robbers," Sun Wukong joked with Pigsy.

"Whether they are mountain bandits or robbers, we need this place as a shelter, so we must drive them away," Tang Sanzang said. Since they were bandits or robbers, Tang Sanzang and the others felt they shouldn't be with Kou Shanren and his group.

Tang Sanzang and his companions were not talking quietly, so naturally, they were immediately noticed by the group of robbers.

Among the robbers, there was a guy with a scar on his face, who seemed to be the leader of the group. He stood up and looked at Sun Wukong and the others.

"Didn't expect anyone to dare come here. Don't you know this is our territory?" the scarred thug said to Tang Sanzang and the others with an unfriendly gaze.

"Boss, looks like a few monks, not much to gain."

"Since they've delivered themselves to our door, we can't be impolite, can we?"

"We don't care if they're monks or not, let's rob them first."

The other robbers also stood up one after another, each holding weapons in their hands.

The scarred thug then said to Tang Sanzang and the others, "Hey monks, quickly hand over your valuable belongings, and I might consider letting you go.

Otherwise, I'll have to kill you and use your hearts and livers to serve as snacks for us!"

The other robbers also waved the knives and guns in their hands, threatening and intimidating Tang Sanzang and the others, demanding they hand over their valuables.

"Monkey, this matter is left to you. We are not good at dealing with robbers," Pigsy said with a smile, pushing Sun Wukong forward.

"Alright, alright, I, Old Sun, will deal with these robbers."

Sun Wukong was also happy to play with these robbers, and took two steps forward.

"Hey, you robbers are really blind. We are all monks, how could we have any valuables on us?

In my opinion, you should have loot from your robberies. So, I, Old Sun, am asking you for alms, shouldn't you give me some?"

Sun Wukong said to the scarred thug with a grin.

"What nonsense are you talking about, you thunder-mouthed monk?

We are robbing you, but you want to ask us for alms, and even want us to give you our loot. Are you crazy?"

Otherwise, you don't rob us, and we won't ask you for alms."

Sun Wukong continued to tease the robbers with a smile.

However, the scarred thug was clearly simple-minded and easily confused. Sun Wukong's words had already twisted his brain.

"What you said seems to make some sense. Forget it, seeing that you are monks, we won't rob you anymore. Get out of here quickly," the scarred thug said, scratching his head.

"That won't do. You think we are monks, and this is a temple courtyard. How can a temple courtyard not allow monks to live here, but allow robbers to occupy it?"

Sun Wukong shook his head and continued to argue with the scarred thug.

"Yes, the temple courtyard should be the residence of monks. Then why are we here?"

The scarred thug was obviously dizzy from the argument, scratching his head as if his brain cells were starting to burn.

"Boss, he's playing with you!"

"This is our lair, are we really going to give it to them?"

"Boss, you can't let him fool you!"

The robbers reminded the scarred thug one after another.

After being reminded by his subordinates, the scarred thug finally straightened out his thoughts and said fiercely to Sun Wukong, "You cunning monkey, you are clearly teasing me. Watch me chop off your monkey head!"

"Quick, are you going to hand over the valuables or not?"

As he spoke, the scarred thug placed the knife in his hand on Sun Wukong's neck.

"Hey, don't get angry, I'll hand over the valuables. But I, Old Sun, don't have any money on me.

But I do have a treasure from before, take a good look."

As Sun Wukong spoke, he took the Ruyi Jingu Bang out of his ear.

However, the Ruyi Jingu Bang was only the size of an embroidery needle, constantly spinning in Sun Wukong's hand, and shining with light.

"Oh, what is this? Looks very valuable."

"It should be a treasure, it even glows."

"Boss, this treasure is a little small."

The robbers looked at the spinning Ruyi Jingu Bang, clearly not very knowledgeable.

"Forget it, it's a little small, but let's reluctantly accept it," the scarred thug said, reaching out his hand for Sun Wukong to hand him the Ruyi Jingu Bang.

"Then you have to catch it well," Sun Wukong said, throwing the Ruyi Jingu Bang, which was only the size of an embroidery needle, towards the scarred thug.

The scarred thug didn't refuse anyone who came, and immediately threw away the knife in his hand, using both hands to catch it.

But what he didn't expect was that the Ruyi Jingu Bang suddenly grew larger, instantly becoming as thick as a bucket and dozens of meters long.

"Oh no, my God!"

The sudden change of the Ruyi Jingu Bang stunned the scarred thug. He wanted to dodge in horror, but it was too late.

You should know that the Ruyi Jingu Bang weighs 13,500 pounds, directly crushing the scarred thug.

The scarred thug didn't even have time to scream, and with a "poof" sound, his entire body was crushed into a meat pie.

Tang Sanzang, Pigsy, and Sandy laughed as they watched Sun Wukong play with the group of robbers.

"Wukong, you are too naughty."

"Monkey, even if you gave him the Ruyi Jingu Bang, he wouldn't be able to handle it."

"Elder Brother, you are a little too insidious."

Tang Sanzang and the others said to Sun Wukong with a smile.

But the remaining robbers, watching their leader being crushed to death, were already frightened, their eyes wide with fear and their bodies trembling.

Even if they were stupid, no matter how dull their minds were, they knew that they had encountered an existence they couldn't afford to provoke.

Sun Wukong waved his hand, the Ruyi Jingu Bang returned to its normal size and returned to his hand, then he turned to look at the robbers.

This one glance made several of them almost pee their pants.

"Spare us, immortal grandpa, spare us!"

The robbers knelt down one after another, kowtowing and begging Sun Wukong for mercy, each kowtowing like pounding garlic.

However, Sun Wukong was obviously still not satisfied and wanted to play with the robbers a little more.