Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1706 - Xingxian is already alerting the enemy~



#1706 - Xingxian is already alerting the enemy~

Speaking of Chu Hao, he woke up feeling completely out of it. He didn't know how he'd gotten back here, but he heard the commotion outside and went to take a look.

That one look filled Chu Hao with joy!

What kind of joy was it?

It was as if Chu Hao was just lacking grass and wood spirits when they conveniently delivered themselves to his door, and of extremely high quality too, grass and wood spirits that hadn't been contaminated by other races or forces.

This was top-notch!

These few grass and wood spirits didn't know who Chu Hao was; they just thought he was a mortal.

Eighteen Elders even feared alarming him and comforted Chu Hao, saying:

"Fear not, young master. We are not bad people. We invited you here to offer you a marriage."

Chu Hao was stunned. There was even a marriage involved?

Wow!

A meat bun delivered right to his door, and with a pretty girl attached?

Chu Hao had never seen such cooperative ingredients, so cooperative that Chu Hao couldn't believe it.

"Oh? So it's about marriage. That makes things easier. You guys chat first." Of course, Chu Hao chose to forgive them.

Eighteen Elders smiled inwardly. This mortal was truly driven by lust. He had no idea he had entered a place surrounded by wolves, a place of great danger!

Heh, a mortal.

Chu Hao also enjoyed watching the wonderful joke that was about to unfold, and leaned against the wall in silence.

Tang Sanzang was about to jump up and beat up these little brothers, but when he saw Chu Hao, he immediately restrained himself, a hint of respect on his face, but he didn't make it obvious.

Tang Sanzang also saw Chu Hao's hidden intention, and simply said calmly:

"Since it's just about reciting poetry and making music, why did you have to resort to force to bring this poor monk here?

Night is deep, and my three little disciples don't know where they are waiting for me. This disciple cannot stay long, so I dare to ask for directions home, hoping the Old Immortal will show me the way."

Tang Sanzang was kind-hearted. He gave them a chance to let him go. If they were willing to let him go, they would still have a chance.

However, Eighteen Elders: Hehe, you want to go back? That depends on whether my big pot agrees!

He never intended to let Tang Sanzang go back. The big pot was already set up, and no matter how Tang Sanzang behaved, he would ultimately end up in the pot.

However, Eighteen Elders didn't show any ferocity on his face. Instead, he said very kindly:

"Holy Monk, don't worry. We are not bad people, just drink and make merry with us.

We have a rare encounter, and the weather is clear and bright. Although the night is deep, the moonlight is as bright as day. Sit and relax a little longer. When dawn breaks, we will send you far across the mountain, and you will surely meet your disciples."

Tang Sanzang: Don't blame me for not giving you a chance. You didn't seize it yourself.

Tang Sanzang slowly closed his eyes. The next time he opened them, it would be time for his kasaya!

At this moment, two green-clad girls were seen outside the stone house, carrying a pair of crimson gauze lanterns, leading a fairy. The fairy held a sprig of apricot blossom, smiling as she entered to greet them.

The fairy's green hair was adorned with jade, her dan face was like rouge. Her star-like eyes and moth eyebrows were beautiful, and she wore a five-colored plum red skirt, with a light coat of smoky fire-colored brocade on top. Her bow shoes had curved phoenix mouths, and her silk socks were embroidered with mud patterns. She was as charming as the woman from Tiantai, no less beautiful than the enchanting Daji of yesteryear.

She was truly graceful and charming!

Chu Hao, who had been silent all along, raised his eyebrows, a hint of playfulness in his expression.

"Hmm?"

The Four Elders, including Eighteen Elders, saw the fairy coming and asked with a smile: "Where do you come from, Apricot Fairy?"

Apricot Fairy greeted everyone and said: "I heard that there are distinguished guests here reciting poetry, so I came to visit, daring to ask for an audience."

Apricot Fairy was also a member of this monster group. She had heard that Tang Sanzang was handsome and wanted to eat Tang Sanzang before he was put in the pot~

Well, killing two birds with one stone was a very clever tactic for this group of monsters.

However, Apricot Fairy was immediately attracted to Chu Hao, who was leaning against the wall, with just one glance.

Chu Hao's beauty made the apricot blossom in Apricot Fairy's hand almost fall to the ground!

The Four Elders were secretly impressed by Apricot Fairy's shocked appearance, but they also thought it was normal.

After all, Chu Hao's beauty was a universal killer for men, women, old and young, gods, demons, and monsters. Subduing Apricot Fairy was simply too easy.

Eighteen Elders coughed lightly and pointed to Tang Sanzang, reminding her: "The distinguished guest is here, why bother asking for an audience!"

Eighteen Elders was reminding her that this was Tang Sanzang, whom they were going to eat, and whom she wanted to eat before. Don't forget.

Sanzang bowed, his expression cold, and did not speak.

Tang Sanzang was only thinking about one thing: should I send them to the Western Paradise with a Flame Fist later? Or should I stab them through the heart with my tin staff?

However, Apricot Fairy's gaze was not on Tang Sanzang at all. Instead, she looked at Chu Hao infatuatedly and called out: "Quickly bring tea, for this white-clad young master…"

A blush rose on Apricot Fairy's face, full of shyness.

Two more yellow-clad girls came, holding a red lacquer dan tray, with six fine porcelain tea cups inside. The cups contained several kinds of exotic fruits, with spoons laid across them. They carried a white iron inlaid with brass teapot, and the fragrant tea inside was fragrant.

Apricot Fairy personally took the tea to Chu Hao, poured the tea, and the girl slightly revealed her jade-like fingers, holding the porcelain cup and offering it to Chu Hao first, her charming eyes like spring, her breath like orchids.

"Young master, tonight the moon is as cold as frost, and the wind is as cold as a knife. Young master's clothes are thin, which makes this concubine very worried.

Why doesn't young master go with me to find a few clothes to keep warm?"

Chu Hao: Hehe, find a few clothes on you to keep warm, huh? Is this the Apricot Fairy or the Sex Fairy?

"Okay!" Chu Hao said immediately.

Apricot Fairy was stunned for a moment, then a look of shyness and joy appeared on her face.

"Young master, this way please!"

Chu Hao didn't hesitate and strode away with Apricot Fairy.

Tang Sanzang was stunned in place, suddenly reacting and exclaiming:

"Fairy… young master… what about me?"

Tang Sanzang originally planned to directly kill them all and boil them into soup for Chu Hao as ingredients, but now that Chu Hao had left with Apricot Fairy, should he do it or not?

Chu Hao's laughter came from the wind.

"Distinguished guests, why not take advantage of this beautiful night to drink and make merry? How much time does one have in life?

You can enjoy the flowing stream with these four old men, while Apricot Fairy and I will have a heart-to-heart talk all night long!"

Tang Sanzang was stunned in place, completely dumbfounded.

You're having a heart-to-heart talk with a beautiful woman, what's there for me to talk about with four old fogeys?

However, Tang Sanzang was helpless. After all, he couldn't alert the enemy, so he had to talk about poetry, songs, Buddhist doctrines, and Taoist studies with the Four Elders.

On Chu Hao's side, Apricot Fairy was alerting the enemy~


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