Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1601 - Screw becoming a Buddha or a patriarch, I just want the Immortal Lord

Chu Hao twitched his lips inwardly. Good heavens, this Jade Face Princess was a little bit violent.

Even Princess Iron Fan, who was so tough and暴躁, would play a bit of artistry when she saw him, but this Jade Face Princess came up and elbowed him, telling him to come inside.

Chu Hao realized that he didn't understand women these days.

However, Chu Hao didn't forget the purpose of his visit.

This time, Chu Hao didn't go through the same tortuous process of turning into a bug as before.

After all, Chu Hao still remembered the lessons he had learned at close range.

It was simply a tragedy comparable to the Luo Nai kidnapping, especially for a simple and innocent young man like Chu Hao, it was simply a torment.

Of course, if Princess Iron Fan were here, she would also scold him, 'Did I force you to watch?'

Chu Hao coughed lightly and looked at the Jade Face Princess, saying directly:

"Princess, may I ask how to address you? Who are your family members?"

The Jade Face Princess hesitated for a moment, but suddenly began to sob, and said娇柔ly:

"Husband, have you forgotten? I am the daughter of the 万岁 Fox King of Jilei Mountain, the Jade Face Princess.

It's just a pity that my father passed away a few years ago, and I am alone, living in this dangerous and covetous place, but later I was fortunate enough to meet you, so we started a family.

Moreover, our life is peaceful and prosperous. You raised a cow to plow the fields at home, and I raised silkworms to weave cloth, husband, have you forgotten?"

The Jade Face Princess spoke so sincerely and earnestly, it was simply genuine.

Chu Hao stood there, looking dumbfounded.

"Huh?! When did we meet, live in peace and prosperity, and raise a cow? What kind of Cowherd and Weaver Girl plot is this!

If I remember correctly, I am a celestial god!"

The Jade Face Princess, without blushing or skipping a beat, approached Chu Hao with a媚笑.

"Just now. So公子 is a 正 God from Heaven, is仙君 here to capture me in the mortal realm?

No wonder this little girl always feels a connection with仙君."

Indeed, the more beautiful a woman is, the more she lies.

Chu Hao coughed a few times.

"It's not enough to arrest you, you haven't violated the laws of Heaven."

The Jade Face Princess嬌柔ly leaned closer to Chu Hao again.

"仙君, the moment I saw you, I had already violated the laws of Heaven, I fell in love with仙君~ I am just a little妖, I shouldn't covet仙君, let alone hope to become仙君's Dao companion."

It's good that you can recognize reality, my body and mind belong to 霓裳 and蟠桃… Chu Hao was quite proud.

However, the Jade Face Princess did not back down, but instead went a step further:

"Although this little girl is not worthy of becoming a Dao companion, as long as I can be by仙君's side, I can do anything!

As long as仙君 nods, I also have millions of fortunes to give to仙君, and this little girl can also be captured by仙君~ As a slave, this little girl has no regrets!"

A倒贴?!

Millions of fortunes, or even coming to the door as a slave?

Chu Hao was stunned on the spot. This Jade Face Princess was surprisingly proactive.

At this moment, the Western Journey group, who had been hiding in the dark, were also shocked.

Zhu Bajie gritted his back teeth.

"Ahhh, it's so unfair, why let Old Pig see this!

This girl is so beautiful, she even wants to donate millions of fortunes and倒贴老大!"

"Although, but, I'm so jealous!"

Tang Sanzang lowered his head, his eyes full of reluctance.

"This poor monk really likes it, this Jade Face Princess is really not easy, she is a weak woman in this deep mountain and old forest, but I don't know how much bullying she has suffered.

Moreover, if there are no accidents, she should have a child, but it's gone, the poor monk did it… Losing the protection of her son, she is even more dangerous.

The poor monk has always been a dedicated person. Now that I have seen the encounter of the Jade Face Princess, I only want to protect her and let her no longer be alone and helpless."

The monk Sha Wujing next to him was furious.

"I can't stand it anymore, Master, wake up, you are a monk, and, you are专 a fart! You love everyone you see, you just failed to be a舔狗 at Princess Iron Fan's place, how did you turn around and come here!"

However, Tang Sanzang's eyes were still so clear and clear.

"Wujing, you are 着相啊. First, Master has never moved his lust, never. Dao does not deceive the heart, Buddha does not lie.

Second, the poor monk has always been so dedicated, never wavering, Wujing, it's just that you haven't seen through it, you only saw the surface, 着相啊."

Sha Wujing felt so high-end in an instant. Could it be that Master has really realized a particularly high-end Buddhism in some aspect?

Zhu Bajie laughed dryly. In fact, Master was right in some ways.

He is indeed dedicated, isn't being dedicated to other people's wives also a kind of dedication?

Only Sun Wukong looked at the court with a puzzled look, "This woman doesn't look like a good person, how can anyone倒贴 millions of fortunes to come to the door as a slave?

Could it be, there's a trap?"

Tang Sanzang and others watched in the dark, but did not go out to disturb them.

At this moment, Chu Hao had a very shady exchange with the Jade Face Princess. The Jade Face Princess's offensive was too fierce, and Chu Hao retreated steadily.

Even Chu Hao had been壁咚ed on the wall by the Jade Face Princess.

At the critical moment, Chu Hao remembered his responsibilities and quickly said:

"Actually, I was entrusted by someone, Princess Iron Fan of Cuiyun Mountain's Banana Cave asked me to invite the Bull Demon King."

As soon as these words came out, the Jade Face Princess, who was originally passionate, instantly cooled down.

However, the Jade Face Princess said嬌声道:

"Princess Iron Fan? What does that黄脸婆 care about, that's just the spouse of the耕牛 in仙君's field.

仙君, if you want to do something, just tell me directly, anyway, it's all our family's."

Chu Hao was stunned and stayed where he was.

Ah? It became a耕牛?

Chu Hao tentatively said:

"Hiss~ Then what if I want the Banana Fan?"

When Chu Hao mentioned the three words Banana Fan, the 七窍玲珑 Jade Face Princess had already understood that she knew very well that the person in front of her was probably the person who should be robbed.

Moreover, he was here to help the Western Journey team to take away the Banana Fan.

The Bull Demon King had repeatedly told her that their mission was to use the Banana Fan to lure the Western Journey and Chu Hao into the trap.

Once successful, the Bull Demon King and the Jade Face Princess could become Buddhas and ancestors!

That would be the attainment of the Tao that all妖 would envy for a lifetime!

The Jade Face Princess knew that everything was actually in place.

Now she only needed to lead Chu Hao into that trap, and everything would be done.

Yes, becoming a Buddha and an ancestor, admired by thousands of people, high above… what a beautiful future.

But, I don't care!

To hell with becoming a Buddha and an ancestor, to hell with being admired by thousands of people, I don't care!

I only want仙君~