Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1489 - The first monkey to be killed for urinating and defecating in public

The atmosphere was so awkward that everyone present was speechless.

Nezha glanced at Diting and Guanyin Bodhisattva, and asked in confusion:

"Hey, isn't this Diting? I haven't seen him in a few days, what's with the diarrhea?"

Chu Hao twitched his lips, thankful that Nezha didn't go over to push him and shout "Get lost."

Chu Hao noticed that Guanyin Bodhisattva and Diting were staring straight at him, their eyes seemingly saying, Where's the five thunderbolts? Why didn't we see them?

Chu Hao smiled awkwardly, "Ah, hahaha, monkeys, who doesn't have a few monkeys? Don't misunderstand, they're not the same. How could I accidentally capture the person you want?"

Diting stared coldly at Nezha, "Nezha, who did you put in your Heavenly Prison?"

Nezha didn't seem to notice Chu Hao's awkwardness, and shrugged his shoulders, saying:

"We caught a guy who claimed to be of the same origin as Sun Wukong, saying he was some kind of Primal Mischief Monkey. I saw him defecating by the roadside, so I caught him."

"Forget it, Boss, if you have something to do, we'll chat later."

Chu Hao's face showed a stiff smile, "Actually, until just now, everything was fine, but now there's something wrong."

Sure enough, Chu Hao turned his head and saw Guanyin Bodhisattva and Diting staring at him fiercely.

Guanyin Bodhisattva gritted her teeth, "It really is you! You captured the Six-Eared Macaque! Quickly release him!"

Diting was also going crazy, "You captured the Six-Eared Macaque long ago, and you made me listen to the earth for so long? I almost vomited blood, and you didn't say anything?!"

Chu Hao spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders,

"I wanted to tell you just now, but you guys didn't believe me and told me not to disturb you. What can a weak and helpless Prison God do?"

Diting and Guanyin Bodhisattva were exasperated,

Especially Diting, who was so angry that he was about to have a stroke, shouting loudly in place,

"Eh? So you really want to find the Six-Eared Macaque, but he's in the ninth level of the Heavenly Prison right now. Only my boss can release him."

Ninth level of the Heavenly Prison? Only Chu Hao can release him?

Reminded by Nezha's intentional or unintentional words, Diting and Guanyin Bodhisattva, who were just in a rage, suddenly calmed down.

Chu Hao looked at Diting with a feigned innocent and puzzled expression, "What were you going to do?"

Diting: "I want to... forgive you!"

Yes, only Chu Hao could release the Six-Eared Macaque. Now, all the affairs of the Western Paradise depended on the Six-Eared Macaque.

Fortunately, he had just been caught. Chu Hao probably didn't know the plans of the Western Paradise yet. After all, even the Six-Eared Macaque didn't know about this.

As long as the Six-Eared Macaque was released, everything would be easy to talk about.

Therefore, even though there was endless anger in Diting's heart at this moment, he still swallowed his anger and said coldly:

"Now that you know the Six-Eared Macaque was captured by you, you should consciously hand him over, right? This is, after all, the general trend of the Journey to the West. As the dignified Prison God, you should also know the priority of things, right?"

Chu Hao showed a self-blaming smile on his face,

"Of course, since we captured him, we definitely have to do something, otherwise it would be too much."

"However, logically speaking, since the Six-Eared Macaque broke the law, shouldn't our Law Enforcement Hall, as the law enforcement unit of the Three Realms, also give him a little punishment as a warning to others?"

When Diting heard this, he thought, it's just public urination, at most, he'll be locked up for a little while.

Immediately, Diting waved his hand casually and said arrogantly:

"Then just punish him a little bit as a formality, quickly release him. Delaying the important affairs of my Western Paradise will definitely make you regret it later! Getting beaten up is a small matter, if I get angry, your dog life will be hard to protect!"

Diting seemed to have been out of touch with society for too many years and was still unfamiliar with the sinister nature of people.

Guanyin Bodhisattva saw Chu Hao's attitude and Diting's arrogant demeanor, and her face had already become slightly frightened. The arrogant arrogance of just now disappeared in an instant.

Because she suddenly realized that something was very wrong. It was impossible for it to be such a coincidence that Nezha happened to catch a Six-Eared Macaque urinating in public, and it happened to be when everyone couldn't find him when Nezha came back to report?

This matter was very strange,

Or rather, Guanyin Bodhisattva was very familiar with this plot!

Because Guanyin Bodhisattva had been beaten like this countless times. She swallowed her saliva, her face full of sadness. She had even guessed what would happen next.

However, Diting still didn't know what was going on. He still pointed fingers at Chu Hao and said:

"What are you waiting for? Go and get him now."

However, Chu Hao had a very distressed look on his face,

"But, he still has to go to jail... However, if someone is willing to bail him out, I can actually accept it."

"Bail?" Diting looked confused. Guanyin Bodhisattva behind him had desperately covered her ears.

Chu Hao showed a very gentle smile,

"It's just paying a deposit and issuing a letter of guarantee, guaranteeing that he will be available whenever called, and then he can be temporarily released. Now, according to the rules of our Law Enforcement Hall, it costs ten points of merit divine water for one day of detention."

When Diting heard this, he laughed loudly, "Hahaha, so it's just about money? Give it! I can give it all! It's just a mere public urination, how many days will he be detained? I'll take care of it all!"

Chu Hao smiled and looked at Nezha, asking, "Little Nezha, do you remember how many days the Six-Eared Macaque is detained for?"

Nezha showed a simple smile, "Only ten Yuanhui."

When Diting heard this, he laughed, "Hahaha, only ten Yuan... ten... what?!"

At this moment, Chu Hao and Nezha both showed the same bad smiles on their faces, exactly the same!

Diting was extremely angry,

"Public urination is sentenced to ten Yuanhui?! Calculating it, it's hundreds of millions of merit divine water, why don't you just rob me?!"

Chu Hao spread his hands, a playful smile on his face,

"Huh? Why am I not robbing you?"

"Besides, you, the dignified Diting, didn't you just confidently say that you would take care of it all? You can't even afford such a small amount of money, a hundred million, that's not good, I think."

Diting was going crazy, looking at Nezha's face, which was like Chu Hao's, like a demon, he realized that he had been played.

"You dare to play me?! Don't think that the Law Enforcement Hall can do whatever it wants!" Diting's breathing was rapid, and his eyes turned red, looking very angry.

Chu Hao showed an evil smile on his face, "Sorry, the Law Enforcement Hall can really do whatever it wants."

Nezha just said with a troubled expression:

"Yes, Boss, he's the dignified Diting, we should give him some face."

"How about doubling it?"

Chu Hao: "Agreed, send the merit tomorrow, otherwise the Six-Eared Macaque will be executed for public urination."