Journey to the West: Man in heaven, working nine to five

#1362 - Be kind! I'll leave one for you as a souvenir.



#1362 - Be kind! I'll leave one for you as a souvenir.

Guanyin Bodhisattva froze instantly, standing in place, unable to move for a long time.

Even Chu Hao was stunned.

Chu Hao and Guanyin Bodhisattva turned their heads back in unison, only to see the Great Sun Tathagata standing in place, with a smile that was not a smile, his face full of sarcasm.

"Bodhisattva, I shouldn't have misremembered, right? You said I was right, didn't you?"

Even Chu Hao had already fallen for it, believing that ten demon cores were the Western Heaven's bottom line.

However, who would have thought that the one who ultimately defeated the Western Heaven was not someone else, but the strongman whom the Western Heaven had once valued greatly, the Great Sun Tathagata!

The Great Sun Tathagata looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with sarcasm.

"Anyone can say I'm shameless, but no one from your Western Heaven is qualified!"

"After the death of Zen Master Wuchao, you treated me as…"

"Alright, alright, stop it, okay? Save the complaints for later, I want to talk about serious matters now." Chu Hao rudely interrupted the Great Sun Tathagata's impassioned performance.

The Great Sun Tathagata stopped, wanting to speak, his emotions had finally risen, he could finally fiercely denounce the sins of the Western Heaven in front of the people of the Western Heaven,

But Chu Hao suddenly interrupted the Great Sun Tathagata's words, making the Great Sun Tathagata feel as uncomfortable as if he had diarrhea that was suddenly blocked.

Chu Hao looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a playful expression, not saying a word, just looking at Guanyin Bodhisattva with a playful, mocking smile.

Guanyin Bodhisattva could only force a smile, but the smile was extremely awkward.

Being exposed in person, Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't know how to smooth things over.

"Ah, hahaha… This… actually…"

Guanyin Bodhisattva stammered, intermittently.

Chu Hao didn't speak, but continued to look at Guanyin Bodhisattva playfully, his expression full of teasing.

Guanyin Bodhisattva really couldn't stand Chu Hao's gaze anymore, and could only smile with a crying face:

"Immortal Lord Hell Warden, well, I did misremember a little bit just now."

"But the Great Sun Tathagata also misremembered, there aren't forty-three demon cores, you already took ten of them before…"

Chu Hao nodded, noncommittal, just using his eyes to signal Guanyin Bodhisattva to continue.

Guanyin Bodhisattva was about to cry, hating the Great Sun Tathagata in her heart!

This traitor stabbed the Western Heaven in the back at a critical moment, this time there would be a big bloodletting!

The Great Sun Tathagata had a smug look on his face, he also hated the Western Heaven to the core,

Especially after he betrayed the Western Heaven, the Western Heaven would definitely confiscate the Great Sun Tathagata's family property, all the treasures in the Great Sun Tathagata's palace that he didn't have time to take away would be confiscated,

So, the Great Sun Tathagata was indirectly transferring his family property to Chu Hao,

Anyway, it was all going to be confiscated, it was better to give it to the current master in exchange for some benefits.

Guanyin Bodhisattva stammered in place for a long time, saying a lot of words, but Chu Hao remained noncommittal.

After a long time, Chu Hao was silent for a long time, suddenly reaching out a hand,

"Shut your mouth, I'll say a number, thirty-two."

"Leave one for you to remember us by."

Guanyin Bodhisattva almost spat out a mouthful of blood in anger,

Was there anyone who acted like this?

Those demon cores were important treasures collected by the Western Heaven for thousands of years, even exchanged at a heavy price to resist foreign enemies before,

Now Chu Hao opened his mouth and left one for the Western Heaven as a souvenir?

Why don't you give us a silk banner too?

Thirty-two demon cores were basically equivalent to thirty-two Great Luo Golden Immortals,

Adding thirty-two Great Luo Golden Immortals to the Law Enforcement Hall, the Western Heaven lost thirty-two Great Luo Golden Immortals for nothing,

According to the theory of relativity, the Western Heaven would have sixty-four fewer Great Luo Golden Immortals in the Law Enforcement Hall!

Chu Hao didn't give Guanyin Bodhisattva time to waste words, turned around and left, only leaving a faint sentence,

"Bring thirty-two demon cores to the Law Enforcement Hall, and you can exchange them for a Soul Return Pill, you only have one chance."

The Great Sun Tathagata quickly followed Chu Hao, and before leaving, he also raised his chin at Guanyin Bodhisattva very proudly, very smug!

Guanyin Bodhisattva was a little ashamed and angry, with the urge to beat the smug Great Sun Tathagata to death,

But thinking that she was just a newly promoted Quasi-Sage, forget it, let the Great Sun Tathagata go.

Guanyin Bodhisattva had no other choice but to go back and report the bad news truthfully.

Western Heaven, Vulture Peak.

Guanyin Bodhisattva, dressed in white clothes and white gauze, rushed in with a frustrated face,

"Buddha, something big has happened!"

The Buddhas in the hall looked at Guanyin Bodhisattva's familiar expression, knowing that bad news had come again.

Tathagata Buddha did not answer, he was tired, he just wanted to destroy.

Guanyin Bodhisattva didn't care how painful Tathagata Buddha was, she quickly reported:

"My Buddha, something big has happened."

Tathagata Buddha was extremely unhappy,

"What is it again? Didn't I tell you to go find that Chu Hao to exchange for the elixir? I gave you the price of a full ten demon cores, isn't that enough?!"

"Ten demon cores, that should be enough to feed that greedy and unscrupulous Hell Warden Chu Hao!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said with a mournful face,

"Yes, that's right, I bargained with that Hell Warden Chu Hao, he only thought I had ten demon cores…"

Tathagata Buddha was so angry that his teeth itched,

"Then isn't that good?! He doesn't even know how many demon cores we have, does he still want something else? What his Law Enforcement Hall lacks is demon cores!"

Guanyin Bodhisattva said crying,

"Yes, we were about to reach an agreement, but that damned Great Sun Tathagata suddenly jumped out and revealed to Chu Hao that our Western Heaven had forty-three demon cores."

"I lied that I had already given ten before, leaving only thirty-three, and in the end, Hell Warden Chu Hao demanded thirty-two demon cores from us, and then left. His attitude was resolute, and he couldn't be communicated with, so… please, my Buddha, allocate funds."

The Buddhas present widened their eyes and were enraged upon hearing this,

"Great Sun Tathagata, so shameless!"

"He didn't make any contribution when he was in the Western Heaven, but he actually stole the credit after defecting?!"

"Outrageous!"

Tathagata Buddha was frantic and enraged,

"Ah, ah!! The Great Sun Tathagata, that traitor, ruined my Western Heaven's good deed!"

"If it weren't for those demons in our previous tribulations being snatched away, these demon cores were originally meant for those demons who were subdued in the Journey to the West."

"Now it's good, those demons were snatched by him, and the demon cores are also going to be snatched, he might as well snatch my Western Heaven too!"

Tathagata Buddha's tone seemed a little irritable,

To be honest, being able to only be irritable after experiencing so many inhuman things shows that Tathagata Buddha's state of mind is really firm!

If it were someone else, they would have gone crazy long ago!

Guanyin Bodhisattva remained silent, listening to Tathagata Buddha's grumbling, but she was not surprised at all.

She was used to it.


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