BookMe #1341 - Pocket Buddha: Mahavairocana, I have conquered him
#1341 - Pocket Buddha: Mahavairocana, I have conquered him
A sinister smile flashed across Chu Hao's face, only to disappear in an instant.
Chu Hao looked sincerely at the Great Sun Tathagata, but suddenly said with distress:
“But… … um… … there’s something I find hard to say… … ”
The Great Sun Tathagata seemed to have sensed Chu Hao's so-called difficulty, and took the initiative to say:
“I know what you’re thinking, Lord Palace Master. Are you worried that I just defected from the Western Paradise and you’re uneasy about going into battle with me?”
“Rest assured, my respected Lord Palace Master, I, the Great Sun Tathagata, am definitely not a person who changes allegiance with the wind. I am full of principles from head to toe!”
“Firstly, being a Buddha in the Western Paradise was just a job for me. I don’t have any sense of belonging to it. My heart has always been for justice, to let the sunlight shine on every corner of the world!”
“Please rest assured, Lord Palace Master, I will definitely not make any mistakes. I will definitely obey your orders and follow your lead. If you ask me to go east, I will never go west. If you ask me to pet a dog, I will never steal a chicken!”
The Great Sun Tathagata patted his chest loudly to show his loyalty.
However, Chu Hao's face was still full of embarrassment.
“How should I put it? It’s not that I don’t trust you, but… … the battlefield is full of dangers. I’m not particularly comfortable entrusting my back to you right now… … ”
The Great Sun Tathagata was a little anxious. This task that Chu Hao gave him was the key to him truly joining the Law Enforcement Palace.
He would absolutely not have any second thoughts, after all, he sincerely wanted to loaf around in the Law Enforcement Palace!
The Great Sun Tathagata quickly said:
“Lord Palace Master, it’s normal for you to be uneasy about me, but please don’t delay the process of eliminating the Demon Clan because of me!
You are immensely powerful. You can put some treasure on me, just like the Guanyin Bodhisattva put the Tightening Headband on Sun Wukong, right? I can accept any kind of restriction!”
The Great Sun Tathagata was now eager to express his position, regardless of anything.
It wasn't that he was too simple-minded, but because he knew that within the Six Realms of the Three Realms, there was no treasure that could truly bind the true spirit of a mid-stage Quasi-Saint.
Except for the Investiture of the Gods, but the Investiture of the Gods also had to be combined with the God-Striking Whip to be able to harm the true spirit and threaten Quasi-Saint powerhouses.
However, obviously Chu Hao didn't have such awesome things. Those were treasures for tribulation, what could Chu Hao have to restrain himself?
Therefore, what the Great Sun Tathagata said was simply too firm. No matter what kind of restraint Chu Hao put on him, as long as he wanted to break free, he definitely could!
Chu Hao thought for a while, but was still a little embarrassed.
“But, you are a dignified Fifth-Rank Quasi-Saint, wouldn’t it be humiliating for you to wear restraints?”
“Moreover, if I restrain you, wouldn’t it make the world laugh at my incompetence? Alas, I’m really too difficult!”
The Great Sun Tathagata waved his hands repeatedly and quickly said:
“No, no, no, Lord Palace Master, please don’t think like that. Now that I’ve left the Western Paradise, I’m tainted with the stench of the Western Paradise.”
Chu Hao almost couldn't help but kick the Great Sun Tathagata to death. What kind of tiger-wolf words were these!
He didn't know before that the Great Sun Tathagata was such a person. In order to join the Law Enforcement Palace, he could say such flattering words.
Perhaps, this also has something to do with the Western Paradise's exclusion of the Great Sun Tathagata.
Those who are arrogant to those below them are sure to be sycophantic to those above them.
It was nothing more than that.
However, what does this have to do with Chu Hao?
Chu Hao is just a black-hearted boss running a black factory that harvests kidneys.
Seeing the Great Sun Tathagata voluntarily offering his kidney, where would Chu Hao have any reason to refuse?
Immediately, Chu Hao tentatively said:
“Really? I do have a magic weapon here that doesn’t look like much. I originally wanted to use it to tame demonic pets, but if it’s used to tame you, wouldn’t that be very embarrassing for you?”
The Great Sun Tathagata shook his head repeatedly, his face full of sincerity.
“How could that be? Since it’s taming beasts, how can there be a self-image, a sentient being image, or a beast image? I am a beast, and the beast is me. Please don’t treat me as a human, Lord Palace Master!”
Chu Hao twitched the corner of his mouth. Damn it, isn't this too shameless?
However, that's also good.
Chu Hao looked very embarrassed and took out the Purple-Gold Headband and handed it to the Great Sun Tathagata, but Chu Hao suddenly retracted his hand and shook his head repeatedly.
“No, no, that’s not right. It’s really too wrong to humiliate a Fifth-Rank Quasi-Saint like this. You are the second-in-command of my Law Enforcement Palace!”
The Great Sun Tathagata became anxious and directly snatched the Purple-Gold Headband.
“Give it here!”
So, in front of Chu Hao, the Great Sun Tathagata put on the Purple-Gold Headband without hesitation, full of determination, and kept shouting:
“Thank you, Lord Palace Master, I like it very much!”
Chu Hao was stunned. There was this operation?
The Great Sun Tathagata sneered triumphantly in his heart. This Purple-Gold Headband looked like a low-quality imitation of the Golden Headband. Within the Six Realms of the Three Realms, only Ma Sui could refine the Golden Headband.
Even if Chu Hao had subdued Ma Sui before, the Golden Headband refined by Ma Sui could only restrain the Grand Luo Golden Immortal at most.
Although this Purple-Gold Headband in his hand looked pretty awesome, the Great Sun Tathagata had no reason to believe that Ma Sui could refine a treasure that could restrict a Quasi-Saint.
Therefore, even if this was a Purple-Gold Headband, even if it was a green hat, the Great Sun Tathagata would put it on without hesitation!
Just kidding, how could there be a treasure within the Six Realms of the Three Realms that could restrain a Quasi-Saint?
If there was, wouldn’t the Law Enforcement Palace be turned upside down? Wouldn’t he have to bring back a nest of powerful demons if he went to the abyss?
Ridiculous.
Of course, the Great Sun Tathagata kept his triumph and disdain in his heart and didn't show it.
After putting on the Purple-Gold Headband, the Great Sun Tathagata didn't feel the slightest bit of abnormality. It seemed that the level of this inferior product was too low. As a dignified Quasi-Saint, he naturally didn't feel anything.
Seeing the Great Sun Tathagata put on the Purple-Gold Headband, Chu Hao's face was half worried and half happy.
“I’m sorry to trouble you, Great Sun Tathagata. From now on, you will wear this thing, which will go well with your shiny bald head.”
The Great Sun Tathagata nodded repeatedly and smiled ingratiatingly:
“How could that be? I like this Purple-Gold Headband very much, thank you, Lord Palace Master!”
“Also, from now on, Lord Palace Master, just call me Ri Ri. I am no longer the Great Sun Tathagata.”
Chu Hao had a strange expression on his face.
Ri Ri?
Wouldn't he be called Ri in the future? Ri, come here.
Wouldn't people think he was cursing?
No, it definitely would.
That would be too rude, not civilized, harmonious, and friendly at all… …
Just as Chu Hao was struggling with the Great Sun Tathagata's future name, the system came.
【Great Sun Tathagata, I have subdued him!】