WELCOME TO NIGERIA
®Where sex is free
and love is expensive.
®Where loosing a phone is more painful
than loosing VIRGINITY.
®Where if you don't cheat on
your partner, you are not sharp and smart.
®Where Bathrooms
have become photo STUDIO.
®Where getting a GALAXY
phone is greater than achieving
a DEGREE.
®Where yahoo boys
have brighter future than graduates.
®Where temples are
turned into dating points.
®Where worshipping God in
truth & spirit is difficult.
®Where lies are turned into
realities.
®Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV...
®Where pizza delivery is faster than
emergency response.
®Where people fear thieves, robbers &
Boko Haram than God...
®Where people go to Church with BB chargers rather
than Bible.
®Where guys are scared of
getting married but love to
have sex...
®Where we have
highest number of musicians
due to unemployment.
®Where the bigger
your offence the
smaller your punishment and
vice versa...
®Where the number of Churches & Mosques
are more than the
worshippers...
®Where we say "Up NEPA" more than we say
"Praise THE LORD"...
®Where a school drop-out politician is Ten
Times richer and more
respected than a Professor...
®Where unemployed youths pick up weapons to fight in
support of the politicians who
deprive them of employment &
good life...
®Where someone
who cannot speak English is
given honorary Doctorate degrees...
WHAT A COUNTRY!!!.